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Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 7:11 PM GMTIt's my new catchphrase.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 6:58 PM GMTDon't wipe your willy on it.
Alright, Delia. Everyone's a critic.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 6:58 PM GMTDon't wipe your willy on it.
Does that chat up line ever work
You tell us, willy wiper!
You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMTYou try sitting in work all day with a wet penis
I think this is Bill Roache's plea.
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMTYou try sitting in work all day with a wet penis
is that what your collegues call you
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMTYou try sitting in work all day with a wet penis
Tom Daley seems more then happy.
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMTYou try sitting in work all day with a wet penis
Well, I can only imagine, I'm afraid.
But next time try tissues or toilet paper. Or at the very arsing least don't wipe your cock on a communal tea towel that people dry their f**king CUPS on and then leave it there for people to use.
I will shut up about it now, but JESUS CHRIST man. That is so not okay!
What about a penis beaker?
Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 8:10 PM GMTWell, I can only imagine, I'm afraid.
But next time try tissues or toilet paper. Or at the very arsing least don't wipe your cock on a communal tea towel that people dry their f**king CUPS on and then leave it there for people to use.
I will shut up about it now, but JESUS CHRIST man. That is so not okay!
Chillllllll
I didn't put it back in the kitchen
How much of a bastard do you take me for?
I burnt it
P.s. commando is soooo liberating! Getting some air to the plumbs makes you feel alive
you burnt your penis
Dear diary, I mainly spent the evening discussing Lofty's soggy ballsack.
Ben has just got in from the gym where he heard several loud grunts.
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:24 PM GMTChillllllll
I didn't put it back in the kitchen
How much of a bastard do you take me for?
I burnt it
I won't be able to sleep tonight worrying about this.
I hope you're happy!