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Love it!

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 7:11 PM GMT

It's my new catchphrase.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 6:58 PM GMT

Don't wipe your willy on it.

Alright, Delia. Everyone's a critic.

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 6:58 PM GMT

Don't wipe your willy on it.

Does that chat up line ever work

You tell us, willy wiper!

You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis

Angry

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMT

You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis

I think this is Bill Roache's plea.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMT

You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis

Angry

is that what your collegues call you

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMT

You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis

Angry

Tom Daley seems more then happy.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:01 PM GMT

You try sitting in work all day with a wet penis

Angry

Well, I can only imagine, I'm afraid.

But next time try tissues or toilet paper. Or at the very arsing least don't wipe your cock on a communal tea towel that people dry their f**king CUPS on and then leave it there for people to use.

I will shut up about it now, but JESUS CHRIST man. That is so not okay!

What about a penis beaker?

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 8:10 PM GMT

Well, I can only imagine, I'm afraid.

But next time try tissues or toilet paper. Or at the very arsing least don't wipe your cock on a communal tea towel that people dry their f**king CUPS on and then leave it there for people to use.

I will shut up about it now, but JESUS CHRIST man. That is so not okay!

Chillllllll

I didn't put it back in the kitchen

How much of a bastard do you take me for?

I burnt it

P.s. commando is soooo liberating! Getting some air to the plumbs makes you feel alive

you burnt your penis

Dear diary, I mainly spent the evening discussing Lofty's soggy ballsack.

Ben has just got in from the gym where he heard several loud grunts.

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 8:24 PM GMT

Chillllllll

I didn't put it back in the kitchen

How much of a bastard do you take me for?

I burnt it

I won't be able to sleep tonight worrying about this.
I hope you're happy!

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