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Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd January 2014, 12:19 AM GMT

On my own until Friday (apart from Roxy the cat)

She's away in Oxford.

Party tomorrow? I can bring Babycham!

Upset to have to have received an email with the subject line: 'How an ugly guy can get chicks'

Thanks for the vote of confidence guys! :(

In more amusing news I discovered the following two sentences on a Wikipedia page about the United Kingdom's worst ever earthquake (don't ask) which happened on Dogger Bank in 1931.

"It was also reported that a Hull woman died as a result of a heart attack caused by the quake. Rather less seriously, in London the head of the waxwork of Dr Crippen at Madame Tussauds fell off."

Don't ask me why but I found this very funny. My condolences go out to the family of the poor woman of Hull however.

Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 1:44 PM GMT

I can bring Babycham!

Is that your cat? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Quote: Tuumble @ 22nd January 2014, 1:53 PM GMT

Upset to have to have received an email with the subject line: 'How an ugly guy can get chicks'

And? I need more information......for a friend you understand.

Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 2:29 PM GMT

And? I need more information......for a friend you understand.

I'm not your friend!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd January 2014, 2:30 PM GMT

I'm not your friend!

That's not what it says on your tattoo

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Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 2:43 PM GMT

That's not what it says on your tattoo

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We obviously had too much to drink that one night, Roscoff!

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The 3D effect on Gordon's is a bit spooky - looks like the phone cord is actually implanted in the flesh.

Billwill has accidentally overpaid his income tax by 50p, but he hopes that this mistake will go a long way towards settling the National Debt.

I just saw a photo of George Osbourne smugly hitting a beggar with a mars bar

Well done Bill Will

Ben is deciding what to watch - football or American Horror Story.

American Football Story?

It's easier to write about American football than real football you just pick up and run with it

Evening all

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