Quote: zooo @ 11th January 2014, 8:49 PM GMTMy halfty birthday is on December 27th. I forgot to halftycelebrate it.
Happy Halfty Birthday!
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 8:47 PM GMTwhat in the blue f**k is a hafty birthday
Half way to your birthday. Halfty Birthday. Is it really only me who does this?
Your half mad!
I loath birthdays, they're just sign posts on the short highway to decay then death.
Quote: lofthouse @ 11th January 2014, 9:47 PM GMTYour half mad!
You're
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 9:55 PM GMTI loath birthdays, they're just sign posts on the short highway to decayed teeth
Drink and snort less coke
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 9:55 PM GMTI loath birthdays, they're just sign posts on the short highway to decay then death.
Now I see why you got sacked from Clintons....
Whats the title of the health book youre ghost writing with Nigella
Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 9:58 PM GMTDrink and snort less coke
but drink like a fish eh
I would.
Quote: lofthouse @ 11th January 2014, 9:59 PM GMTNow I see why you got sacked from Clintons....
Nah its for this one
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You ate your victims
They still caught you
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
I think I'm colour blind
How about you?
I suffer from hay fever.
Ben was shocked to see a layer of frost this morning.
After not feeling tired and unmotivated to do anything useful all weekend, my brain has decided 11pm on a Sunday night is perfect time be awake and doing things. Stupid brain.
Stab it with a cue tip
Stupid brain
Quote: lofthouse @ 12th January 2014, 1:21 PM GMTStab it with a cue tip
Stupid brain
Good idea. Might hit the bit to promote sleep. The really frustrating things is that I'm wide awake now, but will spend most of tomorrow yawning my way thru work.
Ben needs to get off here and wash some clothes by hand before Sherlock starts!