Quote: Hannah G @ 6th January 2014, 7:52 PM GMTAre you Sheldon Cooper Nil?
Bazinga.
Quote: Lee @ 6th January 2014, 7:57 PM GMThttp://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us
jo@samaritans.org for those with no phone credit.
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Quote: ComedyGeek @ 6th January 2014, 7:35 PM GMTI am crying at the moment.
Me too...there's absolutely nothing acceptable on the telly.
Maybe Boy George can help?
He seems to know a lot about the crying game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOgv-UuTgac&noredirect=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhR7xJjqW_8&noredirect=1
Treated myself to some new slippers today, in the sale. My others walked of by themselves in the end.
Also got some purple socks with little penguins on. Rock 'n' Roll.
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 6th January 2014, 7:47 PM GMTIF YOU WON'T TALK TO ME THEN I WILL CRY EVEN MORE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ON HERE LIKES ME
Is this allowed?
I think there's rules against starting multiple threads on the same subject, so if you leave you'll have to use your old goodbye thread again.
Quote: chipolata @ 6th January 2014, 6:36 PM GMTDone. And get the link in your signature sorted.
Yes boss. *salutes*
Ben is in Costa slurping down some strong coffee.
Ben is finally coming down from his caffeine high.
Harridan is very pleased that she didn't seize the day and take the little one cycling as she would now be enduring a monsoon for her troubles.
The heavens burst yesterday in such a deluge that I was completely soaked within seconds, and had to endure walking with trousers which stuck wetly to my legs. From now on, I'm only going to venture out dressed entirely in rubber.
kinky!
Quote: Harridan @ 7th January 2014, 10:29 AM GMTHarridan is very pleased that she didn't seize the day and take the little one cycling as she would now be enduring a monsoon for her troubles.
Having watched the documentary Mary Poppins, I can appreciate the dangers of nannies opening umbrellas in public.
Quote: Nogget @ 7th January 2014, 10:44 AM GMTThe heavens burst yesterday in such a deluge that I was completely soaked within seconds, and had to endure walking with trousers which stuck wetly to my legs. From now on, I'm only going to venture out dressed entirely in rubber.
The dog walker just unleashed a walking disaster on the house by letting the dog into the house while she was literally dripping with mud. Would have taken her 10 seconds to dry her with a towel before letting her in, but I've just had to spend 30 minutes trying to catch the damn dog and mop up the mess. ugh