Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd January 2014, 9:44 PM GMTJust discovered that the female equivalent of 'tea bagging' is known as the 'clam slam'.
You learn something new everyday.
So is frigidity, clamming up
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I have fled upstairs to escape the misery of the tree being hacked to pieces and the decorations coming down. Although I often reach the stage of wanting to see the back of Christmas and New Year celebrations, I find this denuding of the house utterly depressing.
Evening. Hope you are all well. You know. Healthy. Not psychotic or any such thing. I am going to try and improve on my postings for last year. Only done four of them. This is my second today. So that's a start.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ 4th January 2014, 5:39 PM GMTEvening. Hope you are all well. You know. Healthy. Not psychotic or any such thing. I am going to try and improve on my postings for last year. Only done four of them. This is my second today. So that's a start.
What's wrong with psychosis.
Quote: sootyj @ 4th January 2014, 5:42 PM GMTWhat's wrong with psychosis.
Mmm, yes, that probably was a bad example for this forum! 
(Post number 4 for 2014).
Well bugger my barnacles! It's John Lucas!
Quote: Ben @ 4th January 2014, 7:39 PM GMTWell bugger my barnacles! It's John Lucas!
Evening. Not quite sure if I'm worth a barnacle buggering, mind.
John Lucas and Renegade Carpark riding high in the BCG forums again. These are heady days indeed!
Ha! It's like 2009 all over again. Ish.
where Ben as you and I never leave we're never missed.
Like the Ulster volunteers, our only crime is loyalty.
Quote: sootyj @ 4th January 2014, 8:04 PM GMTLike the Ulster volunteers, our only crime is loyalty.
And murdering Catholics.
Quote: sootyj @ 4th January 2014, 8:04 PM GMTwhere Ben as you and I never leave we're never missed.
I left for 11 months once. No one rang to ask how I was or anything.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 4th January 2014, 8:06 PM GMTAnd murdering Catholics.
Pope John Paul was like that when I found out, as was Mother Theresa.
And I have a perfectly legitimate alibi for my lack of pants.
Quote: Ben @ 4th January 2014, 8:09 PM GMTI left for 11 months once. No one rang to ask how I was or anything.
I did.
But I mistook your number for Gentle Ben's.
All the growling scared me.
Harridan is procrastinating and really shouldn't be because her deadline is really soon and quite important. Harridan's subconscious wants her to fail. 
(Hi RC! 
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Quote: Harridan @ 4th January 2014, 8:41 PM GMTHarridan's subconscious wants her to fail.
(Hi RC!
Hello Harridan!
If we both try really hard, we can defeat your subconscious and you won't fail.
Good luck!