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Ben didn't manage to get any ostrich or wild boar burgers today, but he did get some nice pineapple hamburgers. And he saw three crocodiles.

Quote: Ben @ 24th December 2013, 1:10 PM GMT

And he saw three crocodiles.

In or out of sandwiches?

Northern luck doesn't that mean getting cholera just as the the colierty collaposes on me head

Quote: Ben @ 24th December 2013, 1:10 PM GMT

Ben didn't manage to get any ostrich or wild boar burgers today, but he did get some nice pineapple hamburgers. And he saw three crocodiles.

ben should do less drugs

Is been picked up in 7 hours for the drive to family tomorrow. Should really start packing/wrapping presents so I can get some sleep tonight.

Quote: Tursiops @ 24th December 2013, 1:18 PM GMT

In or out of sandwiches?

These particular ones were out of sandwiches. However, in the chest freezer in the farm shop, there were some crocodile fillets.

Just realised it's officially been Christmas Day where I am for 1hr 2mins... So Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2013, 12:20 PM GMT

Well its Christmas day here. So youre spending xmads with friends

So what are thee

Black Country - born in the shadow of Dudley Castle.

But if I abbreviate I'd have to call you a black c**t, and even Aaron would ban me for that.

I thought I'd amuse you all by saying that I'm reliving the Vicar of Dibley multiple Christmas Dinner episode. Due to a miscommunication (and me not wanting to rock the boat) I've found myself agreeing to have two evening meals tonight.

At 6pm I had a chicken pie meal with roast potatoes, carrots, broccoli and gravy at my new lady's house. I'm now at the old marital home with the ex and kids and in the next few minutes we'll be tucking into a load of pizza.

Rennies anyone? :)

God, you're not eating Rennies as well?!?

Christmas Isn't Christmas without the Two Rennies

We once did that at a birthday celebration. Had our dinner, went to the place (turning up late naturally as we thought it was just a party) where everybody was waiting for our arrival so we could sit down to a full meal - smoked salmon, fillet steak etc. The only consolation was that a couple
at our table had made the same mistake.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 24th December 2013, 8:53 PM GMT

Christmas Isn't Christmas without the Two Rennie

That's a booyah from me and a booyah from him

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 24th December 2013, 8:53 PM GMT

Christmas Isn't Christmas without the Two Rennies

:D

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