What is the bloody point of cling film???
I just put it over a bowl and it didn't cling to fecking anything!
I GOT VERY ANGRY WITH IT.
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Some cling film is shit. The Asda stuff uses all it's sticky properties to stick to the reel. Once you managed to get the stuff off, it's useless.
Well I've told it to f**king f**k off back into the f**king cupboard. Next time I shall try posher cling film.
Word.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd December 2013, 9:49 PM GMTNext time I shall try posher cling film.
Tell your mother to avoid the supermarket own brand stuff next time.
Some people get their jollies being wrapped in clingfilm, apparently it's the ultimate form of sweaty, bondage.
Some chaps like to put their knob in a plate of tinned spaghetti and pretend their being forced to eat their balls.
If a cow walks up stairs it can't get back down again.
Some people get their jollies being wrapped in clingfilm, apparently it's the ultimate form of sweaty, bondage.
Some chaps like to put their knob in a plate of tinned spaghetti and pretend their being forced to eat their balls.
If a cow walks up stairs it can't get back down again.
Quote: sootyj @ 23rd December 2013, 10:05 PM GMTIf a cow walks up stairs it can't get back down again.
That's pretty f**king sexy.
I'm opening an upstairs abatoir, there'll be no escaping it.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd December 2013, 9:45 PM GMTWhat is the bloody point of cling film???
I just put it over a bowl and it didn't cling to fecking anything!I GOT VERY ANGRY WITH IT.
I hope you also called it a bastard. You have to teach it it's place.
What name should you give an illegitmate child
Quote: keewik @ 23rd December 2013, 10:21 PM GMTI hope you also called it a bastard. You have to teach it it's place.
what if they're also ugly
Quote: keewik @ 23rd December 2013, 10:21 PM GMTI hope you also called it a bastard. You have to teach it it's place.
I called it all sorts.
Who do you think you are Bertie f**king Bassett?
He is the coolest.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd December 2013, 9:45 PM GMTWhat is the bloody point of cling film???
Well that's no good for keeping my salad fresh!