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Ha beetcha

I am getting a 26th one soon too. I will prove it.

http://bottom1.forumotion.co.uk/

Heh, made the mistake of advertising my script edit service over on Cookd and Bombd today and have already been accused of extortion and preying on the insecure....

I advertise my forum on ForumPromotion.

I went there before it was mostly saddoes offering photos of themselves wanking off dogs for crystal meth.

The photos were all blurry, total waste of the money I spent on the meth

Ben has just had to watch chocolates and florentines being made for the last two hours. He has not been allowed to eat a single one.

Ben is at work til 12.15pm. What little humanity was left in this godforsaken world has finally evaporated.

I think it's time I started the metre long tube of Jaffa Cakes.

Nomtastic

Quote: zooo @ 23rd December 2013, 1:32 PM GMT

I think it's time I started the metre long tube of Jaffa Cakes.

I imagine something like this taking place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kB67bTCz6M

That is surprisingly accurate!

So now my desk is clear, my reference I think sorted and most importantly my redundancy paid.

It's time too announce that I've taken redundancy, packed in the day job and taken up a fulltime career as a freelance writer.
I'm not sure if this is a midlife crisis, or the best thing I ever did only time will tell.

I will be offering a superior script reading service to Stott or Swertyds. As it's twice as good, I will taken any price they offer you and double it.

Well done soots - world domination awaits!

Careful I haven't got that job yet, I bid 300 dollars to take over the world in a week. But some lowballing, fat shitbag from North Korea is offering to do it for 200 dollars.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd December 2013, 2:23 PM GMT

So now my desk is clear, my reference I think sorted and most importantly my redundancy paid.

It's time too announce that I've taken redundancy, packed in the day job and taken up a fulltime career as a freelance writer.
I'm not sure if this is a midlife crisis, or the best thing I ever did only time will tell.

I will be offering a superior script reading service to Stott or Swertyds. As it's twice as good, I will taken any price they offer you and double it.

Wow! Congratulation Joel, this is a big step but with someone as hard working as you (especially considering you had a job as well) I have no doubt you have done the right thing, I wish you all the best with this.

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