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I am getting a 26th one soon too. I will prove it.
Heh, made the mistake of advertising my script edit service over on Cookd and Bombd today and have already been accused of extortion and preying on the insecure....
I advertise my forum on ForumPromotion.
I went there before it was mostly saddoes offering photos of themselves wanking off dogs for crystal meth.
The photos were all blurry, total waste of the money I spent on the meth
Ben has just had to watch chocolates and florentines being made for the last two hours. He has not been allowed to eat a single one.
Ben is at work til 12.15pm. What little humanity was left in this godforsaken world has finally evaporated.
I think it's time I started the metre long tube of Jaffa Cakes.
Nomtastic
Quote: zooo @ 23rd December 2013, 1:32 PM GMTI think it's time I started the metre long tube of Jaffa Cakes.
I imagine something like this taking place
That is surprisingly accurate!
So now my desk is clear, my reference I think sorted and most importantly my redundancy paid.
It's time too announce that I've taken redundancy, packed in the day job and taken up a fulltime career as a freelance writer.
I'm not sure if this is a midlife crisis, or the best thing I ever did only time will tell.
I will be offering a superior script reading service to Stott or Swertyds. As it's twice as good, I will taken any price they offer you and double it.
Well done soots - world domination awaits!
Careful I haven't got that job yet, I bid 300 dollars to take over the world in a week. But some lowballing, fat shitbag from North Korea is offering to do it for 200 dollars.
Quote: sootyj @ 23rd December 2013, 2:23 PM GMTSo now my desk is clear, my reference I think sorted and most importantly my redundancy paid.
It's time too announce that I've taken redundancy, packed in the day job and taken up a fulltime career as a freelance writer.
I'm not sure if this is a midlife crisis, or the best thing I ever did only time will tell.I will be offering a superior script reading service to Stott or Swertyds. As it's twice as good, I will taken any price they offer you and double it.
Wow! Congratulation Joel, this is a big step but with someone as hard working as you (especially considering you had a job as well) I have no doubt you have done the right thing, I wish you all the best with this.