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I woke up this morning with a big cut on the bridge of my nose

I must have been sleep fighting again

Status = Broken. Wrist to be exact. Spent a lovely three and half hours in A&E and now in cast. Some excellent friends at work though helped me out and I must say the NHS aren't perfect but understaffed and underpaid and they get the job done. One triage nurse on all day. She'd been there since 6 this morning finishing 6 that night. Bloody awful situation. #governmentarebastardscuttingfunds

Ouch poor ross and there goes you r sex life as well

Wishing you a speedy recovery

Ouch! How will you eat Christmas dinner? :O

Hope it's not too painful.

Thanks guys. Painkillers in full flow Zooo and Soot's it's my left hand so sex life still in full swing :)

Just on my Bottom forum!

Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd December 2013, 12:46 PM GMT

I woke up this morning with a big cut on the bridge of my nose

Broken wrist trumps cut on nose so take that Lofty Cool

Some sad turd is signing me up to weird dating sites. Weird waste of time on their behalf. They do know I can just block any further emails from each site....?

Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd December 2013, 12:46 PM GMT

I woke up this morning with a big cut on the bridge of my nose

Ah, "cut" is the word! I really need to have my eyes tested...or my imagination.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 22nd December 2013, 3:58 PM GMT

Some sad turd is signing me up to weird dating sites. Weird waste of time on their behalf. They do know I can just block any further emails from each site....?

Well according to 'Welly Lickers Anonymous' we have a date next Friday.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 22nd December 2013, 3:58 PM GMT

Some sad turd is signing me up to weird dating sites. Weird waste of time on their behalf. They do know I can just block any further emails from each site....?

Presumably your photo and possibly your name stay active on the sites? Not nice, might require nipping in the bud.

I have 25 members on my Bottom Site now! Stuff that

Quote: roscoff @ 22nd December 2013, 2:33 PM GMT

Status = Broken. Wrist to be exact. Spent a lovely three and half hours in A&E and now in cast. Some excellent friends at work though helped me out and I must say the NHS aren't perfect but understaffed and underpaid and they get the job done. One triage nurse on all day. She'd been there since 6 this morning finishing 6 that night. Bloody awful situation. #governmentarebastardscuttingfunds

Sorry to hear that. At least you'll have a rest from school since it's the holidays.

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 22nd December 2013, 5:04 PM GMT

I have 25 members in my Bottom Site now! Stuff that

That's the most believable thing you posted all week.

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 22nd December 2013, 5:04 PM GMT

I have 25 members in my Bottom!

Oh I say!

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