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Quote: Ben @ 21st December 2013, 11:56 AM GMT

Absolute myth and something that only a gullible fool would believe. Your body can only process a certain amount of vitamin C. It's water soluble so the excess will be excreted. I'd spend the money you're wasting on excess satsuma's on some medical textbooks.

Pff. I've only had one extra satsuma and I'm already feeling better.

Chipolata has just proved that there is a cure to the rhinovirus. I shall erect a statue immediately.

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 21st December 2013, 10:44 AM GMT

I am David Smith

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 20th December 2013, 5:49 PM GMT

Who that??

Quote: sootyj @ 20th December 2013, 9:44 PM GMT

And 2 foot tall

Quote: chipolata @ 20th December 2013, 6:35 PM GMT

Chip's just accidentally squirted custard across the kitchen floor.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th December 2013, 8:36 PM GMT

I hope the pain will some day lessen

Quote: Oldrocker @ 20th December 2013, 11:30 PM GMT

Verdict?

61/2 out 0f 10.
so yesterday.

Quote: chipolata @ 21st December 2013, 10:11 AM GMT

Chip is upping his satsuma consumption accordingly.

Quote: Ben @ 21st December 2013, 11:56 AM GMT

Absolute myth and something that only a gullible fool would believe.

Quote: sootyj @ 21st December 2013, 12:12 PM GMT

if it's in the Daily Mail it must be true.

Quote: Ben @ 21st December 2013, 12:53 PM GMT

I shall erect a statue immediately.

Quite a mixed reaction there, David. Welcome back to the fun & games. :)

On the phone to Virgin Money and they seem to have perfected the annoying automated option choosing by making you explain why you are calling to a 'realistic' automated recording (recorded to make it sound like he's not reading from a script by saying 'erm' when giving examples) who will then repeatedly guess by matching a word you say to FAQs and when you say 'no' asks you to try again, but more simply. Then it asks you to say your account number and then gets it wrong. When it gives up and asks you to key in the information it then reads out all of the information about your account before putting you on hold for 5 minutes so you can speak to someone.

And after all of that the useless customer service person transferred me to a department that was just another automated message that told me to call back on Monday.

Quote: Ben @ 21st December 2013, 7:28 AM GMT

Drum solos are fine if they last no longer than 1 minute.

Not if they're crap.

Knackered today!

I've decided. I'm retiring from attending concerts after last night. Can't manage the steps up to and down from the seat without a rail or someone to hang onto!

So, Quo at the Civic next April and that's it.

Good way to end tho' !

:D

Quote: Ben @ 21st December 2013, 12:53 PM GMT

Chipolata has just proved that there is a cure to the rhinovirus. I shall erect a statue immediately.

I think sleep is the answer. Have just had an hour's nap and feel mildly better but I expect I'll be just as bad in another hour. Will go and have a few turns at Bubblewitch to take my mind off it.

Chip's sore throat is back with a vengeance. He's sad that mean-spirited amatuer medical know-it-all Ben was right. :(

Quote: keewik @ 21st December 2013, 4:11 PM GMT

I think sleep is the answer.

Yeah, I had a massive three hour nap this afternoon. It wasn't bad.

Feeling sad. Just received photos of the first grandchild of an old pal who died 14 years ago. Still miss her and the baby has her eyes.

Quote: Ben @ 9th December 2013, 2:41 PM GMT

Ben is rather annoyed that Tesco have hiked up the prices of their Finest nuts ranges for Christmas.

Ben, good news!

New deal! 2 packs of 225g for £6, rather than £8, unless it's one of those scam deals.

Quote: keewik @ 21st December 2013, 9:04 PM GMT

Feeling sad. Just received photos of the first grandchild of an old pal who died 14 years ago. Still miss her and the baby has her eyes.

She lives on in the babby . .

'Oldrocker wonders if he should be washing down his blood pressure tablets with beer.'

Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd December 2013, 12:33 AM GMT

'Oldrocker wonders if he should be washing down his blood pressure tablets with beer.'

What does it say on the keg? :)

Ben has just got up. He meant to get up at 7. This may make today a bit trickier.

One of my calf muscles is a bit sore when I stand up. Can't for the life of me figure out why. Maybe I am just getting old... at 26.

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