ComedyGeek, you should totally lead with "I'm a fireman" or you'll never get all the hot chicks. Or do you feel more like Asda is where your heart lies and fire-fighting is just something you do to pay the bills?
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Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:57 PM GMTYes.
Yeah but she likes her bathroom tidy!
That's all you know. Her bathroom is her weakness, where she let's her hair down and the grot collect.
Quote: Harridan @ 17th December 2013, 9:58 PM GMTComedyGeek, you should totally lead with "I'm a fireman" or you'll never get all the hot chicks. Or do you feel more like Asda is where your heart lies and fire-fighting is just something you do to pay the bills?
I am more of a fireman my self than Asda. No I don't pull all the chicks in because I have a girlfriend!
Let's give the amusing little fellow 100 posts and then f**k him off.
Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 9:59 PM GMTThat's all you know. Her bathroom is her weakness, where she let's her hair down and the grot collect.
I don't think she believes in weakness
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th December 2013, 9:59 PM GMTLet's give the amusing little fellow 100 posts and then f**k him off.
Why? I am 6 ft 7 not 3 ft 7 you know!
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:59 PM GMTI am more of a fireman my self than Asda. No I don't pull all the chicks in because I have a girlfriend!
What's her name? Zoo?
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:59 PM GMTI am more of a fireman my self than Asda. No I don't pull all the chicks in because I have a girlfriend!
What's her name? Zoo?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th December 2013, 10:01 PM GMTWhat's her name? Zoo?
What's her name? Zoo?
My girlfriend is not on this site! She is called Emma
Just had a chestnut explode in my oven. Scared the bejezus out of me and my oven may never come clean again.
Be warned people, make sure that cross on the top goes all the way through.
Quote: Tursiops @ 17th December 2013, 10:16 PM GMTJust had a chestnut explode in my oven. Scared the bejezus out of me and my oven may never come clean again.
Be warned people, make sure that cross on the top goes all the way through.
You should have roasted them on an open fire.
In my early twenties, I played table tennis during lunchtimes. My main opponent was a 19 year old who had just failed to become a fireman because he didn't pass the Fire Brigade's basic arithmetic test. The last time I heard he was in charge of all the key planning arrangements for the UK's major infrastructure projects.
Quote: Horseradish @ 17th December 2013, 10:22 PM GMTYou should have roasted them on an open fire.
In my early twenties, I played table tennis during lunchtimes. My main opponent was a 19 year old who had just failed to become a fireman because he didn't pass the Fire Brigade's basic arithmetic test. The last time I heard he was in charge of all the key planning arrangements for the UK's major infrastructure projects.
Is his name David Smith? 
Arithmetic? Holding the hose and making cool remarks is all you need according to the movie Backdraft.
Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 10:26 PM GMTIs his name David Smith?
Ah, the man with the 1000 faces...and Jobs.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th December 2013, 10:29 PM GMTArithmetic? Holding the hose and making cool remarks is all you need according to the movie Backdraft.
That was what he told them, sort of, but they stuck to no. Sadly, he wasn't called David Smith but he did have a very common name like that one. He still does probably - when not with his creative accountants.
Quote: Tursiops @ 17th December 2013, 10:16 PM GMTJust had a chestnut explode in my oven. Scared the bejezus out of me and my oven may never come clean again.
Be warned people, make sure that cross on the top goes all the way through.
Just got an e-mail from the chief exec at the charity I work, saying how all the head office staff are making cards for the donors.
With an image of him smugly leaning on a table, where various all female staff in Elf hats are making cards.
The urge not to resend to all with the caption;
"These are my bitches, bitches love making cards."
Was immense.
Reds is a little annoyed with her sibling and cousins who decided to pitch to buy a nice present for one the Grandparents, then asked me if I wanted to contribute. Happy to do it but would have been nice if they consulted me before deciding. Only the four of us so it'd look a bit odd if I said no.