Just bought a Philips DIY hair clippers thing off amazon
All I need now is the courage to use it
If I f**k my head up completely I will have to take three weeks off work until it grows back again
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Is that the thing that looks like a robot spider, that'll chew a hole in your skull, suck your brains out and replace them.
Quote: sootyj @ 14th December 2013, 10:02 PM GMTIs that the thing that looks like a robot spider, that'll chew a hole in your skull, suck your brains out and replace them.
Ha!
No those things are supposed to be terrible
I got this
Only furty nicker guv
Didn't I see that in the last Saw movie?
Quote: lofthouse @ 14th December 2013, 10:01 PM GMTJust bought a Philips DIY hair clippers thing off amazon
All I need now is the courage to use it
If I f**k my head up completely I will have to take three weeks off work until it grows back again
I think a hat will do just as well...
Yes
That's where I got the idea from
I got a chinese one for 20 squids, did my beard a treat
think is it came with diferent heads, scissors, comb etc
Like it was saying, real men cut their own hair, girly man
I got a chinese one for 20 squids, did my beard a treat
think is it came with diferent heads, scissors, comb etc
Like it was saying, real men cut their own hair, girly man
Sooty did you ever hire one of those oriental prozzies that shave you before shagging you?
Quote: sootyj @ 14th December 2013, 10:10 PM GMTI got a chinese one for 20 squids, did my beard a treat
Ben went to bed as he was feeling tired, but has now woken up a bit.
Quote: Harridan @ 14th December 2013, 9:27 PM GMTIf you can find me someone who will cut my hair for under £30 and not do it with a pair of garden shears and their eyes shut I would happily go to them. Even places like Supercuts charge me about £35 on account of happening to have thick hair.
I will cut your hair for nothing with my dress-making scissors. However the transport costs would be massive. Or you could just let the hair grow.
Thunder and lightning! What the hell!
Quote: Harridan @ 14th December 2013, 9:27 PM GMTEven places like Supercuts charge me about £35 on account of happening to have thick hair.
I went in Supercuts once out of desperation. Never again. Worse haircut ever. Plus they insisted on washing my hair (and charging for it) due to the product in it. Never had that happen at a barbers before.
More like super c**ts
Mr Toppers does a great job for a tenner, though with a name like that they probably double as hit men
The barber's I went to yesterday didn't look as though it had been decorated since the 80s. It gave it a certain charm, but also instilled some worry in me.
I think the disonance between 80s look and 21st century prices would have thrown me.
Unless it was cool 80s with stylised pictures of Florida swimming pools from Athena.