Quote: roscoff @ 11th December 2013, 9:16 AM GMTI like to think of you as lightly buttered toast.
I like to think of you as the toast rack.
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Sso who's the thickly spread marmalade?
And who is just a pile of waffle?
Ahe, waffles...
You have just reminded me I have crumpets in the fridge.
In other news today, infamous Bill KILL Will was arrested by officers of the Met's elder crime unit. His fridge containing the dismembered remains of half a dozen prostitutes.
The twinkly eyed sociopath, apparently liked to butter his crumpets up before grilling them.
When do I get my commission as "straight-man" to your jokes.
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When I get paid for making them in the first place.
Quote: billwill @ 11th December 2013, 11:38 AM GMTWhen do I get my commission as "straight-man" to your jokes.
He rarely stumps up. Even when I got those two ferrets out of his trouser leg.
Roscoff that wasn't a ferret....
As I believe Prince Charles also said you on that school visit.
I was feeling at peace with the world until my train carriage filled up with 20 teenage girls on a school trip. Now I feel stabby.
Just remember in a couple of months you can use Krav Magra on them.
Heeyah Oi Vey!
Waiting waiting waiting.
Wot I hate about Internet shopping is waiting in for things to be delivered. My post office is already a day late relative to "expected time of delivery"...
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It's a "foggy day in London town"...
Bunch of Damian Hursts were stolen near my work, might pop in the pub and see if I can get "shark in jelly" for a fiver.
Mind you this hood is so pretensious its probably on the menu.
My lunchtime is about to be wasted going back to the flat. I forgot to pick up one of my daughter's birthday presents (a panda onesie) which I've been storing in the wardrobe the last couple of weeks. Damn you memory!
You rich bastard, you buy your daughter a panda, and then you buy it a onesie.
That or it's a onesie made from a panda, in which case your a monster.