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Quote: zooo @ 10th December 2013, 1:33 AM GMT

It's also weird that ITV and channel 5 (I think) go all gambling crazy after about midnight. That never used to happen.
Weird and boring.

I remember when Channel 5 used to go a bit porny after midnight and if you weren't careful you'd find yourself watching something that started out as a made-for-tv American detective movie and then quickly turned into softcore shagging over the detective's desk. At least this way I don't accidentally end up watching the gambling thinking it's a low rent Casino Royale.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 9th December 2013, 11:15 PM GMT

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/psychopath-night
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I wonder how happy we'd be with the results if the questions had been rephrased?
Instead of disagreeing strongly with a question which reads a bit like "do you get sadistic pleasure from torturing animals, you f**king nutter?", what if you were agreeing with "Save the cockroaches, man!"?

And the choices of favourite animals was a tad black and white; cute, furry fluffballs, or flesh-eating river-monsters? How about asking which animals you'd find more interesting in an action movie; would you really want to watch
Kittens on a plane? (zooo agrees strongly).

Quote: Harridan @ 10th December 2013, 8:23 AM GMT

I remember when Channel 5 used to go a bit porny after midnight and if you weren't careful you'd find yourself watching something that started out as a made-for-tv American detective movie and then quickly turned into softcore shagging over the detective's desk. At least this way I don't accidentally end up watching the gambling thinking it's a low rent Casino Royale.

I think porn on TV after hours, meh there's enough out there. I'm more concerned that supposedly, government controlled channels are being used for such low means.

Loan ads in kids TV, phone in you wanker porn show and gamble your benefits late night casinos.

At some point people should be discouraged from making cheap profits from misery.

Quote: keewik @ 10th December 2013, 12:17 AM GMT

30% which doesn't seem too bad.

I think we were all expecting higher...

:D

Quote: Nogget @ 10th December 2013, 8:43 AM GMT

I wonder how happy we'd be with the results if the questions had been rephrased?
Instead of disagreeing strongly with a question which reads a bit like "do you get sadistic pleasure from torturing animals, you f**king nutter?", what if you were agreeing with "Save the cockroaches, man!"?

And the choices of favourite animals was a tad black and white; cute, furry fluffballs, or flesh-eating river-monsters? How about asking which animals you'd find more interesting in an action movie; would you really want to watch
Kittens on a plane? (zooo agrees strongly).

Awww!

Dinosaurs on a plane. Now that's a movie.
Although they are quite heavy so it might be a short film.

ha!

Quote: zooo @ 10th December 2013, 11:05 AM GMT

Awww!

Dinosaurs on a plane. Now that's a movie.
Although they are quite heavy so it might be a short film.

I think they did that one as a Dr Who.....

Had to use a spaceship instead of a plane, but what the heck.

Psst! Zooo!

Ha! Excellent. Christmas number one please.

Quote: billwill @ 10th December 2013, 11:42 AM GMT

I think they did that one as a Dr Who.....

Had to use a spaceship instead of a plane, but what the heck.

Very true!

Quote: zooo @ 10th December 2013, 11:05 AM GMT

Awww!

Dinosaurs on a plane. Now that's a movie.
Although they are quite heavy so it might be a short film.

Interesting that you scored so low on the psychopath test, yet your avatar features one of the most fearsome cold-blooded killers the planet has ever known. Your secret's out!

Hahaha ace video.

Have decided not to do any cleaning/clearing up at the office when It's not my turn. No one else does.

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Found this amazing snippet

Quote: Harridan @ 10th December 2013, 11:45 AM GMT

Psst! Zooo!

See also weird Creationist video refuting evolution & saying dinosaurs are still with us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHesNW9WnDM

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