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Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:27 PM GMT

But bear in mind, MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE LIVING THINGS BEING ATTACKED, OR DISEASED BODY PARTS.

I wouldn't have thought that needed saying...

Circle of life, life is beautiful in all it's manifest glory.

I bet in your version of the Lion King Mufasa's still alive.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:30 PM GMT

You have all literally driven me to drink.

Wait til you see my spider pics...

Quote: Jennie @ 2nd December 2013, 9:32 PM GMT

Poor Zooo. Isn't there a Christmas thread about so we can get excited and discuss preparations?

I think you need to make one of these. You need to.

For my status report: Feeling sorry for myself after getting what I will overdramatically call very mild whiplash while Go Karting yesterday. Someone rammed into the back of me, which led my over-loose helmet slamming into the back of my skull, at which point I screamed like a child and threw a (fortunately rather private) huff. :/

Wait till you see my temporary banning stick. ;)

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd December 2013, 9:34 PM GMT

That was an emoticon

this is unfair, you wouldnt have banned it if it was a round yellow pirate winking or something.

But no because I express my emotion through the medium of dead zebras, then I am to emotionally silenced.

It's like 1984 around here.

To be fair you have to draw the lines somewhere!

Quote: sglen @ 2nd December 2013, 9:36 PM GMT

I think you need to make one of these. You need to.

For my status report: Feeling sorry for myself after getting what I will overdramatically call very mild whiplash while Go Karting yesterday. Someone rammed into the back of me, which led my over-loose helmet slamming into the back of my skull, at which point I screamed like a child and threw a (fortunately rather private) huff. :/

Ow!
Karting does sound fun though. Aside from the injuries.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:36 PM GMT

I am going to shove a dead zebra up your arse.

And use a picture of it as an emoticon!

Excellent I was looking for an emoticon to express entropy.

Quote: Marc P @ 2nd December 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

To be fair you have to draw the lines somewhere!

:D

Quote: Marc P @ 2nd December 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

To be fair you have to draw the lines somewhere!

As I have said before being dyspraxic I really can't draw lines.

So I can't.

I'd put up an emoticon to express my feelings on the subject, but Zoo would only ban it.

That holly may be prickly but I agree with what it's saying.

;)

Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:36 PM GMT

Wait till you see my temporary banning stick. ;)

It would be nice in this lawless anarchy the BCG has become.
It's like the Mos Eisely of light entertainment.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

Ow!

Thank you! I complained as keenly as possible to the friends I was with but I mostly got a kind of shocked 'calm down' response. To be fair, I may have been overreacting because I'm very sensitive to boo boos on the head (and womb) - I react less like a little girl when it's other limbs that get hurt :)

Quote: zooo @ 2nd December 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

Karting does sound fun though. Aside from the injuries.

It was! Haven't done it since I was 10. And I only nearly ran a member of staff over ONCE this time.

So you've a womb with a view

Ben celebrates the most odd anniversaries in the most odd ways.

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