Bloody ankle. Literally can't fecking move now.
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Quote: Lee @ 20th November 2013, 11:10 PM GMTI can't keep up with threads anymore. Hope some forum changing events haven't happened.
If you will keep disappearing into the jungle ...
Quote: sootyj @ 20th November 2013, 10:51 PM GMTSince the shift key jammed on my keyboard, I can't use question marks
I rather like having to be more definitive in my statements
Use an emoticon then 
L.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo!
Quote: Marc P @ 21st November 2013, 8:56 AM GMTUse an emoticon then
you can stuff your emoticons up your zebras arse
Quote: L.E. @ 21st November 2013, 9:35 AM GMTL.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo!
Dodge Duck Dip and Dodge! Yippee kai-ay! Do you wear a moustache like this when you play?
If you do can I have a pic to add to my 'Ladies with Facial Hair' Collection?
Well done!
Surely someone has a joke about L.E. dodging balls?
Quote: William Purry @ 20th November 2013, 11:12 PM GMTBloody ankle. Literally can't fecking move now.
Have you been to the doctor?
Quote: roscoff @ 21st November 2013, 11:49 AM GMTDodge Duck Dip and Dodge! Yippee kai-ay! Do you wear a moustache like this when you play?
If you do can I have a pic to add to my 'Ladies with Facial Hair' Collection?
There were a lot of moustaches but I think that's Movember related.
We do all have a kit and headbands.
The names of the teams are pretty funny - including Balls Deep.
Quote: L.E. @ 21st November 2013, 9:35 AM GMTL.E. won the Dodgeball league she plays in last night! Wohooo! it was easy I just told the guy to stop hula dancing
ahem
The Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to the Shard
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2013, 1:26 PM GMTThe Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to the Shard
OH YEH!
I loved Yellow Brick Road
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2013, 1:26 PM GMTThe Queen is just round the corner.
On a visit to my Shard
You are mr brown in thast film with billy connolly and I claim my 5 pounds
I think she was asking for you SootyJ
She wanted to send a telegram to one of your jokes
Quote: Ben @ 17th November 2013, 7:15 PM GMTWould you keep your poorly balanced and scratched bike in it?
No, I take too good a care of my bike to keep it in a dank cellar. I even shout at co-workers for smoking near it in the bike shed.
You've got a bike shed?
What goes on behind it?
Is there CCTV footage you could share?