Doused in piss.
Status report Page 541
The weather report says that 3-inch hail and 70 MPH winds are on the way. Wish there was covered parking here at the office.
Now, do you mean 3 inches of hail, or hailstones that are 3 inches across?
Hailstones 3 inches across.
Ouch.
Wear a hat.
Bloody hell.
I'm miffed. Because I've been talking to a woman for three hours I'm not going to be able to break 6000 posts. 
On the plus side, she did say I could go and see a burlesque show with her. 
Ah! An opportunity to wear your nipple tassles at last.
Quote: zooo @ March 26 2009, 3:47 PM GMTAh! An opportunity to wear your nipple tassles at last.
Your nipple obsession both saddens and arouses me.
This should put paid to your arousal issue.
Hairy man nipple.
Well at least, I bloody hope it's a man...
Take it away!!
Quote: zooo @ March 26 2009, 3:57 PM GMTThis should put paid to your arousal issue.
Hairy man nipple.
Just right for suckling. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 26 2009, 2:36 PM GMTWhat a load of sweaty old bollocks. Do you have a cardboard box there which you can pack her things into now?
She packed all her stuff up secretly and left saying she was going on an "early lunch."
So she quit? Bonus!