Quote: Harridan @ October 31 2013, 10:05 PM GMTNational Novel Writing Month
You try to write a 50,000 word novel in one month. For the hell of it
Do it 
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Quote: Harridan @ October 31 2013, 10:05 PM GMTNational Novel Writing Month
You try to write a 50,000 word novel in one month. For the hell of it
I'd rather do it for a lucrative publishing deal, world domination and somebody to give my fur a nice shampoo. Is that too much to ask?
Yes. Yes it is.
Quote: Hannah G @ October 31 2013, 10:08 PM GMTAw
Will this do instead?
Thanks, but I just had a banana.
That's clearly the inferior type of bourbon!
Quote: Harridan @ October 31 2013, 10:09 PM GMTNow I want a bourbon
It's a pity it's not the future where I could send you one in the internet
Quote: Ben @ October 31 2013, 10:16 PM GMTThanks, but I just had a banana.
Does this reply ever work?
Does that chat up line ever work?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ November 1 2013, 9:32 AM GMTDoes this reply ever work?
Apparently we both failed.
Has painted his penis purple.
Not sure I have the hang of this Mauvemember lark.
Back from Anglesey
Wappen?
Quote: Lazzard @ 1st November 2013, 7:38 PM GMTWappen?
Someone crapped Russell Howard and got banned.
...and AndyGilder painted his penis purple.
And most probably a few of David Smith's friends have died.
Am exhausted but feeling very happy and content tonight
Been out for a lovely meal with just me and my ben.
Before playing a VERY long game of 'I'm gonna getcha' with our son, which he loved and was absolutely laughing his head off more than I've ever heard.
Now settled in and cosy with the TV and a bottle of yummy red wine.