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Quote: AJGO @ October 29 2013, 11:24 AM GMT

Eep. Are you alive?! I hate how possible serial killers always wait til you've gone to the bathroom. If you're gonna brutally murder me there was no need for me to bother with the tiresome chore of brushing my teeth.

I did survive! But I won't lie...I totally looked under my bed before I got in!

Will Cam is in Edinburgh. Flew up from Manchester yesterday morning and go back on Friday afternoon. He has been up the castle today and just on the way out to the Edinburgh Playhouse to see the Lion King

Quote: Marc P @ October 29 2013, 12:06 PM GMT

Yes exactly. Or send your friend round ;)

:D You'll never forget that will you?!

Quote: Harridan @ October 29 2013, 12:10 PM GMT

I did survive! But I won't lie...I totally looked under my bed before I got in!

That is completely sensible. I obviously absolutely never do this

Quote: AJGO @ August 12 2011, 11:47 PM BST

Blatants. And when you go to sleep your shoes have to point towards the door to protect you from intruders, and if they're pointing towards you a monster will stand in them

Quote: Will Cam @ October 29 2013, 6:17 PM GMT

Will Cam is in Edinburgh. Flew up from Manchester yesterday morning and go back on Friday afternoon. He has been up the castle today and just on the way out to the Edinburgh Playhouse to see the Lion King

Aw, jealous. Have a lovely time in Ebrr

Ben spoke to the TV chef Tom Kerridge today. It was purely business and not startlingly exciting business, but a celeb is a celeb.

Quote: Harridan @ October 29 2013, 12:10 PM GMT

I did survive! But I won't lie...I totally looked under my bed before I got in!

I sleep. On a flat futon affair
I'm not sure I'd want to see the pulverised remains of some poor monster under the bed

Unless it was a zebra

Just whatever you do, don't draw back your curtains at night to check there's nothing outside the window. Or you'll see the little floating girl who stares at you all night.

Quote: Ben @ October 29 2013, 7:10 PM GMT

Ben spoke to the TV chef Tom Kerridge today. It was purely business and not startlingly exciting business, but a celeb is a celeb.

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO????

:P

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2013, 7:23 PM GMT

Just whatever you do, don't draw back your curtains at night to check there's nothing outside the window. Or you'll see the little floating girl who stares at you all night.

Zooo you ought to cut her down now her parents. Miss her

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2013, 7:23 PM GMT

Just whatever you do, don't draw back your curtains at night to check there's nothing outside the window. Or you'll see the little floating girl who stares at you all night.

:O :O :O

Teary

Quote: AJGO @ October 29 2013, 7:27 PM GMT

:O :O :O

Teary

Hee. Someone I know likes to text me things like that just before I go to bed. Thought I'd spread the joy fear a little bit.

Ben is gonna get his shorts on and head to the gym to work off the pie he's just eaten.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2013, 7:36 PM GMT

Hee. Someone I know likes to text me things like that just before I go to bed. Thought I'd spread the joy fear a little bit.

Do they? Or is it a malevolent spirit using your phone to creep inside your mind?

See how it feels, oh zooo-bringer-of-fear?!

*Has creeped self out on zooo's behalf*

OH GAWD.

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2013, 7:23 PM GMT

Just whatever you do, don't draw back your curtains at night to check there's nothing outside the window. Or you'll see the little floating girl who stares at you all night.

Stop that!

Sorryyy. Angelic

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