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Quote: Oldrocker @ October 4 2013, 1:25 PM BST

Where are you in Wolverhampton?

Contain your excitement, Oldrocker, I was only at the station to catch a connecting train to Walsall. Although I was there long enough to wander outside and skid slightly on a leaf by that little phalanx of phone booths.

Quote: chipolata @ October 5 2013, 12:13 AM BST

Contain your excitement, Oldrocker, I was only at the station to catch a connecting train to Walsall. Although I was there long enough to wander outside and skid slightly on a leaf by that little phalanx of phone booths.

Oh, only I was going to offer to buy you a slap up lunch with wine and everything.

Quote: chipolata @ October 5 2013, 12:13 AM BST

and skid slightly on a leaf

Laughing out loud
I hate that.

Quote: zooo @ October 5 2013, 12:48 AM BST

Laughing out loud
I hate that.

Don't they have leaves where Chip comes from?

We're constantly on alert for such occurrences.

Writing a wedding speech with man flu.

I will overcome!

Had strange cold for about a week. A few days of a runny nose, few of sneezing and feeling like my head had cotton wool in. Now got a sore throat and sore joints. At least I'm not working today though.

I've just witnessed a woman walking down the street shouting into her phone about some 'f**king skank' who 'has no f**king right to tell me how to look after my f**king kid' while her 5 year old is walking 10 steps behind her being completely ignored. Yeesh.

Chip's just finished preparing all his meals and snacks for the next 24 hours, thus freeing himself up from the hassle of making meals and snacks tomorrow.

God! How do you cope with such an exciting life?

Having actually pushed myself to write 600 words of something, I now intend to recover from the stress by playing facebook games for a wee while.

Ben is.

Quote: Ben @ October 5 2013, 6:26 PM BST

Ben is.

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Gordon is having a

Quote: keewik @ October 5 2013, 6:07 PM BST

wee

Ben is pondering what to do after the football. Not many options available. He may start watching The Sopranos though.

I'm all dislocatey today - partially dislocated 1 thumb, 2 fingers and a hip all in one day. Very fed up.

300+ in tonight. Crazy big room, looked so exciting being set up. I did really well, apparently, but honestly I have to take peoples' word on it as I could only hear the reaction from the front row. Nightmare if you can't get a reading on how well you're doing. Not helpful when the people giving you feedback include your fiance, mother, grandparents, mad drunk auntie and best friends. I did film it so I can have a better idea of how my new SUPER racist/sexist/disablist material went. FINGERS CROSSED!

And then I got off the bus.

Am trying to decide if I should get tickets to see Michael Mcintyre next month.

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