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Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 9:12 PM BST

It's probably one of those secrets I should take to my grave. We were very much in love, until I found out he had shagged a 14 year old.

You know who you are. Angry

Laughing out loud

:D

Obviously it is less applicable in this context, but I often find my dreams slip over into real life.

If I have a vivid dream involving someone behaving badly, I have been known to be a bit off with them afterwards! Totally irrational.

It's you who has the dirty fantasies but the other person has to go to prison for it.

Life isn't fair.

I had a slightly saucy dream about Charlie Higson, and now I fancy him when I didn't before.

Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 9:26 PM BST

If I have a vivid dream involving someone behaving badly, I have been known to be a bit off with them afterwards! Totally irrational.

I've done that too!

Did he have his Swiss Toni hairstyle?

Absolutely not!

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2013, 9:31 PM BST

I had a slightly saucy dream about Charlie Higson, and now I fancy him when I didn't before.

Absolutely - nothing like a romantic dream about someone unexpected to make you see them in a completely different light.

I had such a dream about a work colleague once. He was very..proficient. I got drunk at the Christmas party and told him. :$

Any more George Costanza dreams?

Not recently! And none of them have made me want to, er... shine his bald spot.

Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 9:26 PM BST

:D

Obviously it is less applicable in this context, but I often find my dreams slip over into real life.

If I have a vivid dream involving someone behaving badly, I have been known to be a bit off with them afterwards! Totally irrational.

Years ago I went on LBC for a psychic reading with Christian somethingorother their resident clairvoyant*

I can't remember what rubbish he spouted but my girlfriend didn't talk to me for a few days.
she probably heard I was going to travel or come into money & I hadn't told her.

*Whatever his name was I'm pretty sure he was the inspiration for the psychic they had on Phoenix Nights

Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 9:26 PM BST

:D

Obviously it is less applicable in this context, but I often find my dreams slip over into real life.

If I have a vivid dream involving someone behaving badly, I have been known to be a bit off with them afterwards! Totally irrational.

I truly believe that when that happens, it's your subconscious showing you your true feelings about the person.

Quote: keewik @ September 19 2013, 10:18 PM BST

I truly believe that when that happens, it's your subconscious showing you your true feelings about the person.

I truly believe that's nonsense. We choose to believe what we believe however and I shan't burn your house down because we have different beliefs. Not this time anyway :)

I had a dream about roscoff.
We velcroed our Fozzie paws together and walked off into the sunset talking about whether Benteke was a better bet than Giroud.

Now you won't see a sentence like that on any other forum

Oh god, I just remembered I dreamed I was David Walliams last night. :(

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