sootyj
Wednesday 18th September 2013 2:47pm
51,287 posts
Quote: billwill @ September 18 2013, 2:24 PM BST
10 cases in a morning?
Is justice really that swift?
It's all the same person, Siamese twins that have been inteferring with themselves and selling the videos online.
Quote: Ben @ September 18 2013, 3:04 PM BST
I'm just telling it like it is, man! And, yes, Modern Life is Rubbish is a fantastic album.
I played my CD of that till it melted.
You just always the what of your doings, but never the whys.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 18 2013, 3:24 PM BST
At 3 o'clock today, exactly 14 years after our wedding service began, I took off my wedding ring.
The future starts now.
Fuumbling towards the light
BCG's star of it's ongoing soap finally gets the courage to chat up the lady from Stagecoach. Unfortunately he mistook the Stagecoach office for the North Korean embassy. And his crude flirting is mistaken for offering to sell North Korea several atomic bombs. Leading to the hapless Tuumble not getting to first base and infact being forced to share a sell with Rolf Harris in Guantanomo Bay, leading to Rolf's suicide. After Tuumble says to him on his first night,
"yes I can see what it is, it's a drawing of you bumming a kangaroo"