sootyj
Wednesday 18th September 2013 9:13am
51,287 posts
Quote: Will Cam @ September 17 2013, 11:26 PM BST
Will Cam was moved sideways at work about 7 months ago in to a very dry role that he had never been involved in before and had been organisationally neglected. It has taken him that long to get his head around what he is going and was starting to make headway when he was informed yesterday that he would have to change roles again because one of his peers, who had been been almost set up to fail, had to be moved to a role where he couldn't do any damage. Will Cam now has an even shittier role to look forward to in two weeks. Oh, there was some good news......oh, no, ....there wasn't.
WILL CAM IS SITTING IN T'PARLOUR HE IS COVERED IN DIRT AND HAS AN ESPECIALLY BIG PILE ON TOP OF HIS FLAT CAP.
OOV (MRS OUR WILL CAM)
Ow's the new day in yon new job down t'BBC shite comedy mine?
OUR WILL CAM
Bloody awful, I gave it up.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Our Will Cam you bloody disgrace! There's only 2 jobs going in the whole bloody North East. One's being Peter Kay, the other's polishing his arse at the BBC.
OUR WILL CAM
My dad was a shiftless, idle northerner, my granddad was a shiftless idle northerner, and my great, great grandad used to wank off t'pit pony whilst Queen Victoria watched. We don't talk about him much.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
But what was so terrible about it?
OUR WILL CAM
You know I said it were dead men's shoes job.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Yes
OUR WILL CAM
It literally were, they buried me alive on first day. I just ruddy dug my way out. Good thing Sootyj my faithful whippet took my place.
OOV A MUFFLED SOOTYJ BARKS
Turned out shite again!