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Aah the good old BFI archive, I've a colleague who's always trying to get me to see some films of observations of children with Autism.
Which can only be seen in the BFI, due to participants refusing to allow them to be distributed when they grew up.

Saw Don's post-signature. Now instead of doing work (really quite important work that really needs to be done) I can't stop thinking about how the Pussycat Dolls song would go if it was from the perspective of someone addressing the opera 'Lakme'.
Unimpressed

Tonight's gig was cancelled this morning. I still get paid for it because it was last minute, and I'm being booked in again to do it in November. Free money and a night off! Woop.

Is working on his term paper.

I just went fer a slash and I noticed by belly in the mirror

Phat!!

I look like I'm with child ffs

My local fired chicken shop has a giant mirror with stools in front of it

Who wants to watch themselves eating fried chicken?

Quote: lofthouse @ September 13 2013, 10:07 PM BST

I just went fer a slash and I noticed by belly in the mirror

Phat!!

I look like I'm with child ffs

Sort that out! You're far too young to have a beer belly.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 10:09 PM BST

My local fired chicken shop has a giant mirror with stools in front of it

Who wants to watch themselves eating fried chicken?

Stools ? *horrible thought occurs*

It's not beer

It's food

FOOOOOD GLORIOUS FOOOOODD

I'm a greedy little piggy

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 10:09 PM BST

My local fired chicken shop has a giant mirror with stools in front of it

Who wants to watch themselves eating fried chicken?

A bit like those people who have full length wall mirrors in their bathrooms right opposite the loo. Jeebus.

No, no, no. If you want a woman ( maybe you don't) get rid of the belly. When the chips are down, women are just as bad as men where appearances are concerned.,

Well it would help with your Bruce forsyth impersonation

Speaking of chips, where is he?

A bit of a cuddly tummy can be very cute I think. But a huge egg-like beer belly that doesn't match the rest of your body isn't exactly ideal! (Or healthy.)

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2013, 10:31 PM BST

A bit of a cuddly tummy can be very cute I think. But a huge egg-like beer belly that doesn't match the rest of your body isn't exactly ideal! (Or healthy.)

Sick Sick Sick

Quote: Lee @ September 13 2013, 10:30 PM BST

Speaking of chips, where is he?

Good point.

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