Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2013, 10:08 AM BSTSootyj has been offered an ongoing post with a digital media production company as a writer.
Now to negotiate the money.
Never mind how much they pay you it'll be too much!
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My eyes are hurting from excessive rolling.
Day gig shortly. I'm not expecting much of a turnout.
Hey Roscoff social services just hired me to mow your back hair
Quote: roscoff @ September 7 2013, 12:03 PM BSTNever mind how much they pay you it'll be too much!
Some of us are community minded
Quote: Will Cam @ September 7 2013, 10:24 AM BSTWell done. Wear knee pads and tie your hair back.
My hair is tied back in a pony tail like Oldrocker, nowadays, after I found a packet of girlie hairbands in one of those Everthing corner shops.
Hairband colour matched to the colour of my shirt.
Quote: billwill @ September 7 2013, 1:58 PM BSTMy hair is tied back in a pony tail like Oldrocker, nowadays, after I found a packet of girlie hairbands in one of those Everthing corner shops.
Hairband colour matched to the colour of my shirt.
Welcome to the Ponytail Illuminati.
Quote: billwill @ September 7 2013, 1:58 PM BSTMy hair is tied back in a pony tail like Oldrocker, nowadays, after I found a packet of girlie hairbands in one of those Everthing corner shops.
Hairband colour matched to the colour of my shirt and my lipstick
I bet you look divine
Quote: Tuumble @ September 5 2013, 12:28 PM BSTDo giraffes bark? You learn something new every day
They baaaah like sheep, according to this one. http://www.mrthorne.com/category/geraldinegiraffe/
Quote: billwill @ September 7 2013, 1:58 PM BSTMy hair is tied back in a pony tail like Oldrocker, nowadays, after I found a packet of girlie hairbands in one of those Everthing corner shops.
Hairband colour matched to the colour of my blouse
I've also started wearing women's silky lingerie - God, I've never felt so alive!!!
The fungus on my big toe nail is not disappearing despite dipping my feet in vinegar, and I do not want to spend £16.79 on Curanail.
OVER SHARE.
If I were to put a value on not having fungi growing on bits of me, it would definitely be over £16.79.
I believe that nail infections are particularly stubborn diseases. Wouldn't it be cheaper to go see the doctor and get a prescription?
Or go to the doctors and get anti fungal tablets. My dad had that.
I am feeling that smug 'I'm in control of my life' feeling I get when my to do list is under control. As pathetic as I am, it makes me really happy. It is also a rarity as I live in almost constant chaos.
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 7:09 PM BSTOVER SHARE.
Ok, if it wasn't for the dog I would be the shortest person in the house
I read on the internet that it is very stubborn to get rid of even with prescription tablets, so I have decide I will paint my toe nails black instead, I also read on the internet that it is a sign of other things that might be wrong so I am also taking two aspirin a day just in case
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ September 7 2013, 7:12 PM BSTIf I were to put a value on not having fungi growing on bits of me, it would definitely be over £16.79.
I was quoting Home Bargain prices