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Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 11:29 AM BST

I am going to Ipswich. Once there, I will go to court and write down a date. Then I will come back to London.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aObZJN9zDtA

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Quote: roscoff @ September 5 2013, 11:35 AM BST

Are you going by train? I like travelling by train. Will it be January 2035. Because that's when my gagging order ends and I can dish the dirt on the BCG alumni. Yeh that's right Zooo. 2035!

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Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 11:29 AM BST

I am going to Ipswich. Once there, I will go to court and write down a date. Then I will come back to London.

Any particular date? My birthday is coming up at least once in the next 12 months or so.

Robyn is ploughing through phonics with the help of a giraffe puppet.

You too huh?

It's a bark init

Do giraffes bark? You learn something new every day

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 5 2013, 12:15 PM BST

Robyn is ploughing through phonics with the help of a giraffe puppet.

As in someone in power, who is secretly working on behalf of the giraffe's?

Suddenly the governments new minimum tree height bill is making sense.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 5 2013, 12:15 PM BST

Robyn is ploughing through some chronic with the help of a giraffe puppet. The Giraffe Puppet thinks RObyn should burn the school.

Robyn there is no giraffe puppet.

Laughing out loud

In case anyone's interested, the date I wrote down was 3rd October. In the afternoon.

Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 1:37 PM BST

In case anyone's interested, the date I wrote down was 3rd October. In the afternoon.

Wow that's the number I had written on a playing card, are you Pauline Daniels?

Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 1:37 PM BST

In case anyone's interested, the date I wrote down was 3rd October. In the afternoon.

Your horoscope for October 3rd-

You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger. He'll walk straight passed you and standing behind him will be SootyJ. At that point a cat lady will assault you from behind screaming Zoooooooo! Very loudly in your left ear. It is very likely Sooty will be in the right one by now.

Quote: roscoff @ September 5 2013, 2:04 PM BST

your left year

Was she a communist at one point of her life?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 5 2013, 2:09 PM BST

Was she a communist at one point of her life?

Laughing out loud Could be a typo or a mysterious reference to something deep and dark...you're right it's a typo.

Quote: roscoff @ September 5 2013, 2:04 PM BST

It is very likely Sooty will be in right one by now.

As my lawyer has explained to you numerous times, I am not joining your flipping 1 Direction tribute band.

Not least of all because the other members are all sheep, except for Brian Blessed.

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