Quote: Lee @ August 26 2013, 8:47 PM BSTIs that why you do it alone?
Cheeky minx.
Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:49 PM BSTAt the point of no return I like to recite the first ten elements in order of the periodic table. It's probably the chemistry.
Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:49 PM BSTAt the point of no return I like to recite the first ten elements in order of the periodic table. It's probably the chemistry.
Don'tthe girls get you to delay orgasm by saying
'Say my name.......in welsh'
Up to a week at a time
Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 9:00 PM BSTDon'tthe girls get you to delay orgasm by saying
'Say my name.......in welsh'
Up to a week at a time
This has lead to several drowning events and has been band by the International Court of Human Rights.
Why do women always say another mens name whilst having a orgasm?
Because you're peeking through a hole in the wall?
Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:39 PM BST
My neighbours used to do this. The chap used to yell out "THANK YOU" at the crucial moment.
Thank you? What? That would be a sackable offence if it was me.
One Friday night a few years ago, I walked into the bathroom and heard what sounded like someone in need of an Ambulance. It took me about another two seconds to realise that the person was not in need of the emergency services and was in fact having a good night. Unfortunetly for me, they felt the need to let me know every Friday/Saturday that they were having fun. Really glad I don't live in those flats anymore.
Is that you, Reds?:
Quote: reds @ August 27 2013, 2:27 PM BSTOne Friday night a few years ago, I walked into the bathroom and heard what sounded like someone in need of an Ambulance. It took me about another two seconds to realise that the person was not in need of the emergency services and was in fact having a good night. Unfortunetly for me, they felt the need to let me know every Friday/Saturday that they were having fun. Really glad I don't live in those flats anymore.
Yes when I was in college my mates bed (who lived in the flat above) was directly above mine and when he got himself a girlfriend it was somewhat traumatic. If the ceilings had been any lower it could have technically been called a threesome.
L.E. weighed herself at the gym this morning and it turns out she's half a stone lighter than her scales at home say.
Wohoooo!
Quote: roscoff @ August 27 2013, 3:41 PM BSTYes when I was in college my mates bed (who lived in the flat above) was directly above mine and when he got himself a girlfriend it was somewhat traumatic. If the ceilings had been any lower it could have technically been called a threesome.
You poor thing, lying there alone in your latex/leather and chain outfit.
Quote: L.E. @ August 27 2013, 3:42 PM BSTL.E. weighed herself at the gym this morning and it turns out she's half a stone lighter than her scales at home say.
Wohoooo!
Did you put the other leg on then?
Quote: roscoff @ August 27 2013, 3:58 PM BSTDid you put the other leg on then?
Jennie is relieved. Just had an interview for a financial/legal placement that went OK. Fingers crossed.
Ben is looking forward to some sausages.