Decided to spend the day profitably, giving the toolshed a long-overdue sort out.
Within seconds, discovered an entire tin of gloss paint spilt all over the floor.
Retreated, closed door.
Another day, maybe.
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Thanks you kindly, I found two boxes of left over migraine tablets in the cupboard, you are supposed to take two pink then two yellow every four hours, trouble is for whatever weird way I must have used them last time, there are now only pinks left...took two paracetamol instead.
Drunk too much water this morning and at the gym. Now can't stop running to the toilet.
Returned from lunch with the parents, relaxing before the packing frenzy begins for the trip to that London town.
What you gonna do in London?
nb Sootyj reccomends take the commuter boat from Embankment to the Dome and then the Emirates cable car.
Much cheaper than the tourist version, less crowded, less touristy, cheaper and the cable car goes higher than the London Eye so you see more of the city.
Small favor to ask of fellow BCGers.
I've been applying for a few copy writing jobs and needed to redo my CV. Any one want to look through and make sure I removed all references to chicken f**king and serial murder?
Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 5:27 PM BSTSmall favor to ask of fellow BCGers.
I've been applying for a few copy writing jobs and needed to redo my CV. Any one want to look through and make sure I removed all references to chicken f**king and serial murder?
F**k off! Ok go on then I'll PM you my e-mail.
thanks and no photos of your weird genitals this time.
I'm not Esther Rantzen
Quote: Lazzard @ August 26 2013, 11:55 AM BSTDecided to spend the day profitably, giving the toolshed a long-overdue sort out.
Within seconds, discovered an entire tin of gloss paint spilt all over the floor.
Retreated, closed door.
Another day, maybe.
Oh no!
Well, you had good intentions and you did some decorating. A constructive day, I think.
I never wish to drink pear cider again. Or Cidre as Stella call it. Whatever, my teeth feel like glue and my head..not good.
Is it respectable to go to bed at 9pm if you are over the age of 8?
Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:19 PM BST
Is it respectable to go to bed at 9pm if you are over the age of 8?
Only on your honeymoon I'm afraid. I can confirm this as the next door apartment whilst on holiday this year was occupied by Hungarian Honeymooners and most nights things started around nine. I particularly enjoyed the loud WHOOP! WHOOP! From the young lady when things got to a climax as it were 
Sure you werent staying next to a helicopter landing pad?
Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:29 PM BSTOnly on your honeymoon I'm afraid. I can confirm this as the next door apartment whilst on holiday this year was occupied by Hungarian Honeymooners and most nights things started around nine. I particularly enjoyed the loud WHOOP! WHOOP! From the young lady when things got to a climax as it were
At least she's appreciative.
My neighbours used to do this. The chap used to yell out "THANK YOU" at the crucial moment.
Thank you? What? That would be a sackable offence if it was me.
Maybe he worked in customer services?
Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 8:40 PM BSTMaybe he worked in customer services?
Maybe he got her to fill in a Customer Satisfaction Survey afterwards 
I would be mortified if anyone ever heard me..you know.
Is that why you do it alone?
Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:42 PM BSTMaybe he got her to fill in a Customer Satisfaction Survey afterwards
I would be mortified if anyone ever heard me..you know.
At the point of no return I like to recite the first ten elements in order of the periodic table. It's probably the chemistry.