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Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:40 PM BST

Worst defence of Jimmy Saville ever

Well what else could you say in your defence closing speech, after 500 or so complaints have given evidence?

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...

Oops.

Thanks for your patience.'

Curses! Foiled again.

*Dannyjb1 twirls his imaginary moustache and exits stage left, promising to return at some vague point in the future for revenge*

Ben now weighs 12 stone.

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:45 PM BST

Well what else could you say in your defence closing speech, after 500 or so complaints have given evidence?

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...

Oops.

Thanks for your patience.'

A bigger Radio 1 DJ did it and ran away.

Quote: Ben @ August 19 2013, 1:16 PM BST

Ben now weighs 12 stone.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing Ben?

Just done a nice poster for the forties weekend here next month :)

Quote: Will Cam @ August 19 2013, 2:25 PM BST

Is that a good thing or a bad thing Ben?

I'd say good in my case.

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 2:51 PM BST

Just done a nice poster for the forties weekend here next month :)

Another one, so soon... You had one only about 40 years ago.

I'm glad I cam back. I forgot how delightful Billwill is.

I've had a rotter of a day. Loads of panic attacks and stuff due to horrible city centre + school holidays. But then I went and looked at LOTS of butterfiles and had a slush puppy. So it evens out.

Oh and I bought a big red ampersand and a moustache coat rack.

In respect of rotten day I won't reedit your post to make it "moustache rack" because I'm trying to be a better person

When to Bethnal Green the other day and seriously considering buying property there. There's a canal, the museum of childhood (which is awesome if only for the massive cube of childhood memories)

and a Wes Anderson themed pop up restaurant.

Oh yeh and by London standards weirldly wonderfully cheap.

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 2:51 PM BST

Just done a nice poster for the forties weekend here next month :)

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Long night of the soul tonight, waiting to hear about 2 ongoing writing jobs that would cover my living expenses enough to quit the day job.

Won't hear until tomorrow.

Bleeding.

Profusely.

1 - 0 to the cat.

An evening of looking at the edit sheet for The Treason Show and having a complete blank.

Joy.

I thought your name was Andy??

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 19 2013, 9:51 PM BST

I thought your name was Andy??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMdTvwle14

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