Jennie for a fiver I'll turn up at the rail offices and claim to be you offering to pay the fine.
They'll say pull the other one you're a geezer.
At which point I'll burst into tears and accuse them of bullying their transexual customers.
It'll be their word against mine.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:14 PM BSTThat song is the exact reason I chose a job with no office.
*sacks imaginary TV series soundtrack composer*
*issues Dannyjb with an imaginary injuction from the imaginary employment tribunal*
Sorry Dannyjb I work for the imaginary union I'm just doing my job.
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:15 PM BSTJennie for a fiver I'll turn up at the rail offices and claim to be you offering to pay the fine.
They'll say pull the other one you're a geezer.
At which point I'll burst into tears and accuse them of bullying their transexual customers.
It'll be their word against mine.
A novel approach Soots, but I appreciate the sentiment 
I cried on a very sweet Scottish lady who I assume works for the railways. She was very sweet and told me I'd be OK. I think I give off a general air of incompetence which makes people feel sorry for me.
I am now off to Willesden. Only people who have been there can know what a God-forsaken hole that is.
Still, three day weekend soon and I'm off home to Nottingham. Yay.
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:18 PM BST*issues Dannyjb with an imaginary injuction from the imaginary employment tribunal*
Sorry Dannyjb I work for the imaginary union I'm just doing my job.
*pays Sootyj an imaginary bribe to loose the imaginary injunction behind a real filing cabinet*
But we still need a theme tune.... I Fought The Law - But The Lawyer Won?
Love in the First Degree - Bananarama
Bananarama 
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:25 PM BSTLove in the First Degree - Bananarama
the 'nanas.
An average day at work for yourself?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 19 2013, 12:28 PM BSTBananarama
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 12:31 PM BST
An average day at work for yourself?
Absolutely. I make defendants strip off, oil up and dance for me. Don 't we all? 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 12:21 PM BST*pays Sootyj an imaginary bribe to loose the imaginary injunction behind a real filing cabinet*
*Dannyjbs entire imaginary workforce walk out in protest on strike, not begins Dannyjb's unimgainative winter of discontent.*
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:25 PM BSTLove in the First Degree - Bananarama
Would be call to finish up a summation with
"guilty as the judge can see."
Come on baby can't you see...
He stands acuuuuuussssed of love in the first degree.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:38 PM BSTCome on baby can't you see...
He stands acuuuuuussssed of love in the first degree.
Worst defence of Jimmy Saville ever
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:36 PM BST*Dannyjbs entire imaginary workforce walk out in protest on strike, not begins Dannyjb's unimgainative winter of discontent.*
*descends into imaginary spiral of degradation, sells hair, teeth and eventually his body for money and then dies of tuberculosis; persuades Sootyj to raise his daughter Cosette for him*
*goes to accas as the above was clearly an example of being imaginative"