Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 9:31 AM BSTDidn't get to sleep until. 4:30, overslept have forgotten purse and am going to get penalty fare. I hope you are all having better days.
Focus on the positives, at least today your hair isn't frizzy.
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And you remembered your shoes!
Sorry! I forgot I had a long whinge last week as well. You must all think me a real drag.
Nah, we're vicariously living the life of a big shot lawyer through you!
In truth this is far more the british whinge guide, than the british comedy guide.
Got sworn at in Morrisons by a depressed house wife yesterday who thought I'd pushed infront of her.
Her daughter plaintively saying
"but mummy you were getting fags and I said he could go infront"
was going to offer her lessons in sarcasm, as a more efficent form of communication and beneficial to the clearly moritified child.
But then I remember women who shop in Morrisons usually have violent partners.
Like our own Ally McBeal.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 11:49 AM BSTLike our own Ally McBeal.
Prezunctly.
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2013, 11:46 AM BSTNah, we're vicariously living the life of a big shot lawyer through you!
Ha. I too have Jennie's life playing out in my head, it's saving me a fortune on cinema tickets 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 19 2013, 11:54 AM BSTHa. I too have Jennie's life playing out in my head, it's saving me a fortune on cinema tickets
Although in my head now when thinking of this I have the 9-to-5 theme tune as the soundtrack.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 11:49 AM BSTLike our own Ally McBeal.
Thanks Dannyjb!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 12:03 PM BSTAlthough in my hesd know when thinking of this I have the 9-to-5 theme tune as the soundtrack.
Perfect!...Dolly or Sheena Easton version??
You have all cheered me up.
The train disaster is not over yet - I have to ring the authorities and beg them not to prosecute me. I can be as violent as I like and still keep my job, but I'm f**ked with a dishonesty conviction.
The air con in court was broken and it was boiling hot. Obviously even worse in wig and gown. As we were walking into court, I whined loudly to my opponent that 'I was too hot and just wanted to be naked.' I thought the judge wasn't on the bench. He was. Oh dear.
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:04 PM BSTThanks Dannyjb!
No problem Sootyj!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 12:03 PM BSTAlthough in my head now when thinking of this I have the 9-to-5 theme tune as the soundtrack.
That song is the exact reason I chose a job with no office.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:12 PM BSTI whined loudly to my opponent that 'I was too hot and just wanted to be naked.'
Does that chat-up... hey what am I even asking that question for