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Quote: George Kaplan @ August 8 2013, 3:42 PM BST

There's ghost in my house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp62EBeSZUc

That's brilliant...one of the dancers looks like Rita Hayworth, is it her?

Ben swam for the first time in 17 years today. He was pretty rubbish but did improve marginally as time went on.

Quote: Ben @ August 8 2013, 8:05 PM BST

Ben swam for the first time in 17 years today. He was pretty rubbish but did improve marginally as time went on.

Around twenty years since I last swam. In a motel pool in Pasadena.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 8 2013, 4:28 PM BST

That's brilliant...one of the dancers looks like Rita Hayworth, is it her?

Does look like her, but sorry, haven't a clue.

Quote: Ben @ August 8 2013, 8:05 PM BST

Ben swam for the first time in 17 years today. He was pretty rubbish but did improve marginally as time went on.

Did you have a cheeky wee in the water for old times sake?

I couldn't bring myself to do it, Lofty. I'm sorry.

As you can see from his avatar he prefers to do it in a glass and then drink it.

Out of nowhere I just blew a bubble out of my left nostril.

:|

Maybe it was leaking brain matter?

Sick

Quote: lofthouse @ August 9 2013, 10:32 PM BST

Maybe it was leaking brain matter?

Lord knows I've got plenty of that'

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 9 2013, 10:26 PM BST

Out of nowhere I just blew a bubble out of my left nostril.

:|

That was going to be Martin Luther Kings first speech, but they talked him out of it & suggested he go with something dream themed..

Ben is moments away from reading the newspaper.

Ben's car needs a new clutch. Ben is horrified by this news.

That was in the newspaper?

That was in the newspaper?

Why wouldn't it be?

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