Quote: zooo @ August 6 2013, 12:01 AM BSTI will get him a zebra.
Make sure it has very, very sharp teeth and a mean look.
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Get him Zebra-Man (a lost x-men hero)
By day a mild mannered herbivore, by night he helps pedestrians to cross the road safely; his outline breaking up anywhere there is really quite long grass; his nemesis, French motorists.
Ben is showered, shaved and fully nude. Really should get dressed to be honest.
Yesterday I bought a pack of naan bread from Tesco and when I got home I noticed the best before date was 28th of June! I made a friendly complaint on Facebook (and got some other gripes about that particular store off my chest) and I got a prompt response.
I went back to the store at lunchtime to find the shelf had been cleared and when I went to the customer service desk I was refunded a pound for my purchase and given a £5 Tesco card as a mark of goodwill. 
Thinking my luck was in I then decided to buy a scratchcard with quid I thought I'd seen the back of and lo and behold I won a tenner! It's a small victory but I'll take it. Currently the car has one tyre with a slow puncture, the power steering column is leaking fluid and the exhaust has gone but hey, it's good to have a bit of good news for a change.
Oh, and I've been shortlisted for a freelance job which could net me over £400 so maybe things are looking up. 
Chip's in a soulless canteen watching 4Music's "Holiday Anthems of the 21st Century" on a big screen. He'll be glad when lunch is over.
Good evening.
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Billwill has been painting railings.
Ben has just been for a spot of fine dining. Who'd have thought that wasabi and beetroot went together so well?
Quote: Ben @ August 6 2013, 9:46 PM BSTBen has just been for a spot of fine dining. Who'd have thought that wasabi and beetroot went together so well?
Yeah. The Orange Tree Restaurant on Parkhill Road is always good.
But you chose the mousse????
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Quote: zooo @ August 5 2013, 11:49 PM BSTI shall get one for everybody.
Except the naughty ones.
Where's my fox?
Erm. In the post!
Ben is hopefully going to see the Partridge film tonight.
Quote: Ben @ August 7 2013, 11:17 AM BSTBen is hopefully going to see the Partridge film tonight.
You lucky British bastards. This movie will surely not be shown at the cinemas over here.
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