Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ August 2 2013, 7:09 PM BSTJust picked 60 pounds of cherries to make lots of wine.
Plenty of black ones so it will be a deep ruby red.
You can make wine out of cherries?
My mind is blown.
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Ben is relieved that the weekend is here.
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2013, 7:59 PM BSTBen is relieved that the weekend is here.
Ben is also ignoring Georges's comment about Jon Richardson.
George hopes he has not offended Ben, and thus inspired Ben to crush him at Fantasy Football.
George has just seen a huge rainbow, which is vastly preferable to the huge spider he saw earlier in the week. He wonders what huge apparition will be next.
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2013, 9:12 AM BST*adds Kaplan and keewik to enemies list*
Oh dear. George has just noticed this in the General, General Thread and now fears he will be smote by the mighty chip.
Quote: George Kaplan @ August 2 2013, 8:32 PM BSTOh dear. George has just noticed this in the General, General Thread and now fears he will be smote by the mighty chip.
The worst that can happen is that Chip throws you out of his window like he does with spiders.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 2 2013, 8:38 PM BSTThe worst that can happen is that Chip throws you out of his window like he does with spiders.
That's a relief then. 
Sweating my tits off 
Not that I've got tits
But if I did..
Actually though, if I had tits I'd never leave the house
HONK HONKKK
Quote: George Kaplan @ August 2 2013, 8:08 PM BSTBen is also ignoring Georges's comment about Jon Richardson.
George hopes he has not offended Ben, and thus inspired Ben to crush him at Fantasy Football.
I didn't really get the comment, George. Wasn't sure if it was aimed at me. Didn't seem offensive anyway!
I came second from last in FF last year, so you'll probably be crushing me!
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2013, 10:29 PM BSTI didn't really get the comment, George. Wasn't sure if it was aimed at me. Didn't seem offensive anyway!
I came second from last in FF last year, so you'll probably be crushing me!
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2013, 2:11 PM BSTI'm literally in amongst some grass which could do with a trim.
I could see Jon Richardson coming out with a similar comment, and view on the world.
He also mentions yoghurt quite a few times in his act.
Ergo...
But of course you're way funnier than him. 
Richard Herring did a whole thing about yoghurt.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 2 2013, 8:38 PM BSTThe worst that can happen is that Chip throws you out of his window like he does with spiders.
As long as he doesn't throw us BESIDE the spiders.
Gradually regaining the will to live after suffering ultra loud music at a 60th birthday party from which I fled early.
Quote: George Kaplan @ August 2 2013, 11:04 PM BSTI could see Jon Richardson coming out with a similar comment, and view on the world.
He also mentions yoghurt quite a few times in his act.
Ergo...
But of course you're way funnier than him.
I've got his Funny Magnet show saved on the TV to watch. Will investigate soon.
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2013, 11:27 PM BSTI've got his Funny Magnet show saved on the TV to watch. Will investigate soon.
Now I'm really nervous. 
evening
Hey Gavin! Have you been absent recently? Feels like it's been a while.