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Quote: Ben @ July 13 2013, 12:03 PM BST

It's always me who has to make the tea though. That flake just lies in bed all day Saturday moaning.

Quote: chipolata @ July 11 2013, 1:09 PM BST

Chip awoke this morning with what can only be described as a thin skein on the inside of his cheeks.

Don't tell me his skein has started flaking!

:O

chip is recuperating, not dossing around. Cheek Skein Syndrome is obviously a serious condition, particularly in *certain* areas.

Chip saw a lone hen walking down a street yesterday and it's made him sad inside. Like Tony Soprano with those ducks.

Sad for the hen? I'm sure it was on its way to meet a hen friend.

Quote: George Kaplan @ July 13 2013, 12:21 PM BST

Don't tell me his skein has started flaking!

:O

chip is recuperating, not dossing around. Cheek Skein Syndrome is obviously a serious condition, particularly in *certain* areas.

It actually did worry me when I awokened with it..

Where do wild chickens live??

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2013, 7:02 PM BST

Sad for the hen? I'm sure it was on its way to meet a hen friend.

There was an air of doom hanging over this hen.

Aww. I'm sure it was happy and just fancied a stroll.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2013, 7:06 PM BST

Aww. I'm sure it was happy and just fancied a stroll.

Exactly. An alone hen doesn't necessarily mean a lonely hen. She might just be a strong, empowered, independent hen.

Quote: Jennie @ July 13 2013, 7:11 PM BST

Exactly. An alone hen doesn't necessarily mean a lonely hen. She might just be a strong, empowered, independent hen.

Or hen pecked

Quote: Pingl @ July 14 2013, 12:29 AM BST

Or hen pecked

Or cock pecked.

Glad you got home Ok Oldrocker.
What meet up, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camden town was seething even more than usual, because the Northern line was out of order & streams of replacement service buses were carrying the tube passengers, jammed in tight.

I hardly ever use the buses in London. If I don't get the tube then I walk. That's probably why my feet always ache after a day in London...

Nice day for a hiking tour.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 14 2013, 9:16 AM BST

Nice day for a hiking tour.

Or a white wedding.

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