Quote: chipolata @ July 11 2013, 1:09 PM BSTChip awoke this morning with what can only be described as a thin skein on the inside of his cheeks.
Facial or buttock?
If it's the latter we really didn't need to know
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Back in the inner circle 
I just stuck a couple of beers in the fridge for later
Cos it's Friday night
Or so I thought ...
Took them back out again now
Ben has been for a run and is now going to watch some trash.
L.E. is glad it's Friday.
Thanks for the advice/suggestions to my rant the other night, just needed to vent and was lateish at night here. Still don't know what I'm going to do, but will figure it out.
Am also glad it's Friday.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 11 2013, 9:13 PM BSTI just stuck a couple of beers in the fridge for later
Cos it's Friday night
Or so I thought ...
Took them back out again now
I almost turned my alarm off this morning instead of hitting snooze as I thought it was Saturday. Really glad I realised as would've gone back to sleep for hours.
Went for a slash at work this morning
So I goes to unleash the beast and piiing! The top button on my trousers falls off
And I'm not wearing a belt...
Therefore I spent the rest of the day with a small bulldog clip holding my sodding pants up
Ghey!
Quote: lofthouse @ July 12 2013, 7:31 PM BSTWent for a slash at work this morning
Therefore I spent the rest of the day with a small bulldog holding my sodding pants up
Ghey!
Oh yessssss
Glad you saw it through Lofty. That's the bulldog spirit !
Ben is gonna knuckle down like its the blitz and make a cup of tea.
Yes please.
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 13 2013, 12:24 AM BSTGlad you saw it through Lofty. That's the bulldog spirit !
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 13 2013, 10:46 AM BSTYes please.
Quote: Ben @ July 13 2013, 10:41 AM BSTBen is gonna knuckle down like its the blitz and make a cup of tea.
You and chip should have your own reality TV show, with a 24/7 live stream option.
I'd watch it. 
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 13 2013, 10:56 AM BSTYou and chip should have your own reality TV show, with a 24/7 live stream option.
I'd watch it.
It's always me who has to make the tea though. That flake just lies in bed all day Saturday moaning.