Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 6 2013, 10:41 PM BSTI had a go at the health lottery yesterday
I had a Scottish fried breakfast
Surely you can sell that!
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Ben really needs to get on with doing several uninteresting things e.g. ironing, purchasing of sandwich ingredients, making sandwiches, Open Uni noodling and book a table at a restaurant.
Quote: Ben @ July 7 2013, 11:50 AM BSTBen really needs to get on with doing several uninteresting things e.g. ironing, purchasing of sandwich ingredients, making sandwiches, Open Uni noodling and book a table at a restaurant.
I need to go retrive my washing from the machine and clean flat for a inspection in a few days.
Ya I gots stuff to do myself...
Lots of
Stuff
There's the ... err
Stuff there
Hmm
Quote: lofthouse @ July 7 2013, 12:58 PM BSTYa I gots stuff to do myself...
Lots of
Stuff
There's the ... err
Stuff there
Hmm
Answering the phone ?
Ben is now going to head to Sainsbury's to get some food.
washing retrived. Really need to go to sleep as have to go to work in the morning. So tempted to ring in sick... but I despise peole who fake call in sick when they aren't really so couldn't really bring myself to do it. All the work I'm dreading tomorrow would only be there for me on Tuesday anyway.
You could always leave your clothes in a pile at the beach and fake your own death
Then go and become a pig farmer
Hey, great idea for a sitcom
I should write this down..
Quote: lofthouse @ July 7 2013, 2:41 PM BSTYou could always leave your clothes in a pile at the beach and fake your own death
Then go and become a pig farmer
Hey, great idea for a sitcom
I should write this down..
Good plan. Except I hate animal smells- pig especially. And I really don't want to move to the sticks.
Billwill has found it is far to hot out there to work in the garden.
He nearly melted and had to come back inside.
I visit another forum, other than this Gay Bear BDSM one, which also has its own similar Status Update thread and I was just thinking it would be funny if I ever posted on there instead of here by accident. 
Quote: BigGeorge49 @ July 7 2013, 5:21 PM BSTMy new clamps
By the way, Big George, I love your new nipple clamps, they're like mine, apart from the tassels. 
Chip's playing on the internet for half an hour before The Returned starts.
Sootyj is wrestling with a speech and regretting on net setting a length limit on his job advert on People Per Hour.
Robyn has almost a week off work now! But the weather is due to get particularly stifling again as soon as she goes back. And the air con is broken. 