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Quote: L.E. @ June 21 2013, 9:07 AM BST

L.E. ate at a restaurant last night who's motto must have been "Customers must eat so much they must be rolled or lifted by crane out of the venue". I have never been pelted with so much food... it was a food assualt. Seriously.

That sounds incredibly erotic, where is this place?

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2013, 10:03 AM BST

I've already got an L.E.

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Laughing out loud
Cuuuute.

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2013, 10:03 AM BST

I've already got an L.E.

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Amazing!!!

It's not mine, I'm afraid, although I do have a couple of considerable porkers.

Quote: Lee @ June 21 2013, 10:06 AM BST

That sounds incredibly erotic, where is this place?

In Norf London.

I like zooo's new avatar.

Everyone else hates it. *hugs Gordon*

I like Chip's new avatar.

It is nice and autumnal.

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2013, 10:39 AM BST

It is nice and autumnal.

Yep. And yours is very characteristic and comfortable for the eyes. I like the white/pink-combination.

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2013, 10:03 AM BST
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Real life Garfield.

Quote: L.E. @ June 21 2013, 10:34 AM BST

In Norf London.

Norfen monkeys.

Quote: L.E. @ June 21 2013, 9:46 AM BST

Pretty sure every single person there was Jewish - no pork but shell fish was sold though. So not kosher.

Now I am intrigued.

Thats quite a thing in the Finchley, Edgware, Golders green middle class Jewish triangle

(sounds like an unsuccesful Barry Manilow song)

Quote: Lee @ June 21 2013, 10:06 AM BST

That sounds incredibly erotic, where is this plaice?

Does that chat up line ever work in fishmongers?

If it doesn't, there are plenty of fishmongers in the sea.

Ok guys the jokes wearing fin

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