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Google a new, interesting recipe?

Quote: Lee @ June 17 2013, 10:54 AM BST

Google a new, interesting recipe?

Will keep it in mind for Wednesday night, going out tomorrow night and to late to Google and go the shop for food tonight.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 17 2013, 10:19 AM BST

80 guests online...

54 of them are probably David Smith's new aliases.

:D

I held out that he was genuine for quite some time as I am naturally trusting. I thought perhaps he was just a childlike harmless comedy fan, but I think even I now have to concede that he is a troll.
Not opening up a debate here at all but there is a need to address the recent shenanigans as he was such a regular poster, but maybe best if we let the mods decide.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 17 2013, 11:22 AM BST

Not opening up a debate here at all but there is a need to address the recent shenanigans as he was such a regular poster, but maybe best if we let the mods decide.

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BCG mods, zooo, L.E., Aaron, and Lee hastily convene an emergency meeting to discuss the latest David Smith crisis.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

In fact I think the Modfather Paul Weller should attend too, just to make sure things don't get too catty.

Chip can hear a dripping tap but can't be arsed going and doing something about it.

Quote: chipolata @ June 17 2013, 11:20 PM BST

Chip can hear a dripping tap but can't be arsed going and doing something about it.

A cautionary tale:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10191837.Man_s_shock_at___33_000_water_bill/

Quote: chipolata @ June 17 2013, 11:20 PM BST

Chip can hear a dripping tap but can't be arsed going and doing something about it.

I can understand that. An appointment with the urologist is no walk in the park for a man.

Chip had a sly-eye-off with a woman on the way in.
We both eyed each other suspiciously out of the corner of our eyes as we passed.

Quote: George Kaplan @ June 17 2013, 11:28 PM BST

A cautionary tale:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10191837.Man_s_shock_at___33_000_water_bill/

I have perfect pipes. Cool

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 18 2013, 7:38 AM BST

I can understand that. An appointment with the urologist is no walk in the park for a man.

I have perfect pipes. Cool

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Sometimes I find myself in the strangest of situations. This morning, on the bus to work, I found myself flirting with 80s gay icon Paul Rutherford of Frankie goes to Hollywood.

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On his Facebook wall he'd posted a picture of some lips with lipstick that looked like a heart with the words 'I Love U'.

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In amongst a load of other fan posts the following exchange ensued...

Tuumble: You love me Paul? I...I don't know what to say...this is all so sudden...

Paul Rutherford: I couldn"t contain it any longer I just had go tell the WORLD, I Luv you Jeremy Orbell from Peterborough

Tuumble: Ha! That's made my morning! lol

Paul Rutherford: You took your time Jeremy Orbell !!! What kept yer?

Tuumble: I obviously wasn't picking up on the signals. Let's not let distance be a barrier between us now

Paul Rutherford: Truly I'm only round the corner,!! See yer in a sec!!

Tuumble: Blimey, you're keen I'll give you that! I'll clear my diary - work stuff can wait...

Paul Rutherford: I'll have yer tea ready when you get home! :-)))

Tuumble: Hahahaha

It certainly cheered me up. :)

Think I'm developing eye problems or a sixith sensne. Three times in the last week I've seen people in my peripheral vision, only to realise two seconds later that there could not possibly have been anyone there at all.

Just finished eating some ham rolls out in the sun. Now going to the warehouse to talk to some 'real' men.

Quote: Tuumble @ June 18 2013, 12:31 PM BST

Sometimes I find myself in the strangest of situations. This morning, on the bus to work, I found myself flirting with 80s gay icon Paul Rutherford of Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Haha - brilliant. :)

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