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Quote: keewik @ June 5 2013, 9:10 PM BST

Have lost my sense of taste due to this vile cold, so couldn't taste my dinner which Pingl would no doubt be delighted about as it was corned beef. Did you hear that Pingl? CORNED BEEEEEF! Angry

Sick

Billwill been boozing at the Coronet...

Having a job interview on skype with someone in South Africa

resisting urge to shout

"Diplomatic Immunity!"

I always want to say 'But you're bleck' whenever I hear anyone talking in that accent.

It's racist innit but it's such an awesomely villainous accent

It's more villainous than German! And that's saying something. ;)

zooo, putting a winky emoticon after your post doesn't negate the racist/fascist undertones of the text. ;)

Bloody muppets, coming over here, taking our jobs. ;)

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2013, 9:42 AM BST

Diplomatic Immunity

Yes you suck on it Danny Glover

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2013, 9:42 AM BST

Bloody muppets, coming over here, taking our jobs. ;)

I wish someone'd take my job.

Maybe I should sub it out to a chinese person.

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2013, 9:42 AM BST

Bloody muppets, coming over here, taking our jobs. ;)

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Lovey Lovey Lovey

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2013, 9:05 AM BST

It's more villainous than German! And that's saying something. ;)

Clipped upper class British veers between the sinister and daft.

Thank you DVLA, £65 car tax rebate just when I was looking at my bank account and weeping.

Cookie Monsterrrrrr. <3

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