British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 5,110

Beans meanz Heinz

Billwill is going out to park his Tardis in the garage's forecourt so that they can do an MOT test on it as soon as they open.

And is contemplating having a beer en-route home and getting some Fish & Chips too.

Quote: billwill @ June 4 2013, 9:03 PM BST

Billwill is going out to park his Tardis in the garage's forecourt so that they can do an MOT test on it as soon as they open.

And is contemplating having a beer en-route home and getting some Fish & Chips too.

God! I can taste the vinegar!

Quote: billwill @ June 4 2013, 9:03 PM BST

Billwill is going out to park his Tardis in the garage's forecourt so that they can do an MOT test on it as soon as they open.

And is contemplating having a beer en-route home and getting some Fish & Chips too.

Can you get plaice where you are?

I'm not a great fan of chip shop plaice, seems to get oily.

I prefer rock salmon.

Which is like regular salmon but likes a brawl.

That's a south thang isn't it?

Is it dogfish?

Dogfish has unpleasant conertations with what people do with said fish...

You Southern people disgust me....

"they don't do gravy!"

I know or patties.

Just can't seem to write anything at the moment, it's as if I can't be bothered putting my mind to it, though I want to.

As that nowt moist???

Ok I've started quoting Peter Kay ..

Usually an indicator I need to blow this joint and hit the hay

Evenin all

We had a chippy near me used to do "chips, gravy, cheese and vinegar."

He was a very nice chap I think he may have been an escaped war criminal.

I saw a Canadian man shout at him because his haddock was too large for the tartare sauce sachets.

The were very big haddock.

And then he was gone.

Probably to the Hague.

Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2013, 11:13 PM BST

We had a chippy near me used to do "chips, gravy, cheese and vinegar."

He was a very nice chap I think he may have been an escaped war criminal.

I saw a Canadian man shout at him because his haddock was too large for the tartare sauce sachets.

The were very big haddock.

And then he was gone.

Probably to the Hague.

Or maybe the Hake Whistling nnocently

Boyah! (not quite a booyah!)

I am the Duke of Devonshire and claim my postal order!

Share this page