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Quote: Lee @ May 27 2013, 6:45 PM BST

Showing a bit of ankle eh? Floozy by name, floozy by nature!

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2013, 6:48 PM BST

Maybe he was trying to work out whether it was an actual bow!

It was just so strange! Maybe he was a bit bank holiday jolly already.

Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly debauched (which is most days), I like a bacon sandwich with mustard, ketchup and brown sauce. It's a real taste explosion.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 27 2013, 6:52 PM BST

It was just so strange! Maybe he was a bit bank holiday jolly already.

Quite likely.

Quote: Ben @ May 27 2013, 6:54 PM BST

Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly debauched (which is most days), I like a bacon sandwich with mustard, ketchup and brown sauce. It's a real taste explosion.

Mustard and Brown sauce you'll blow your fackin head off!

Mustard and Brown sauce?

arent they the key ingredients for manufacturing Mustard gas?

the mans got a chemical weapons factory in his kitchen ffs!!

get Teresa May on the blower

Went shopping for a new top earlier. Couldn't find a single thing that fitted or I liked. Always annoys me when that happens.

Happy !

:P :P :P :P

Finally sorted out what was 'effin up my access to iPlayer for the last six months or so !

Ha! Good for you

Always a delight when you finally nail a stupid sodding computer problem

Been there a million times

'kin computers Angry

Yeah! My firewall was blocking the Flash Player Firefox plug ins !

So nice to have iPlayer back. Now I can listen to that Radio Solent programme about Hancock!

Oh, and record it through Total Recorder.

:D :D

Quote: Ben @ May 27 2013, 2:56 PM BST

The oven was taken up by macaroons, so couldn't make the toasted sandwich. :(

Had a bacon stew thing heated up in the microwave instead.

The macaroons didn't set very well either.

It's an unhappy kitchen.

Buy yourself a sandwich press. Or some toaster bags. You put the sandwich in the special bag and put it in the toaster and when it pops up you have toasted sanwich goodness.

I am getting my haircut today!

Quote: David Smith @ May 29 2013, 11:19 AM BST

I am getting my haircut today!

Which one?

I don't know yet.

Quote: Lazzard @ May 29 2013, 11:19 AM BST

Which one?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

That tickled me! :D

My cold is slowly improving. There is now a chance I might live.

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