Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2013, 10:30 PM BSTSnivelling creep
Less of the snivelling
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Quote: Marc P @ May 13 2013, 10:27 PM BSTThere are some people that make it worthwhile hanging around here
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Aww shucks...and boo hoo to you Sooty, there's only room for one Marc P compliment per thread 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 13 2013, 10:36 PM BSTAww shucks...and boo hoo to you Sooty, there's only room for one Marc P complimentary shag per thread
And you're welcome to it
Scratch 
Just saw your edit... 
I'm going to finish off watching The People vs Larry Flynt in a bit, but I've got some more internet idling to carry out first.
Chip's chair's developed a hell of a squeak. If he's got some oil around he'll oil it tomorrow.
Mine too. I think mine's going to give up and implode soon. Hopefully not with me in it, or the cat under it.
I've been sent 10 trial pairs of some new fangled contact lenses. They should, in theory, allow more oxygen to my eyes and make for a more comfortable fit. The optician seemed very keen on telling me how white it will make my eyes look. Not sure I need exceptionally white eyes, but I'll have to see how it goes...
Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2013, 10:52 PM BSTIf he's got some oil around he'll oil it tomorrow.
Best you get a man to do that for you. Not that I know any.
Quote: Ben @ May 13 2013, 10:57 PM BSTNot sure I need exceptionally white eyes, but I'll have to see how it goes...
Ben hated the stigma associated with wearing glasses, "Four-eyes" they would shout. So the investment in contact lenses was a much welcomed one by him. "Where's the glasses?" asked everyone in the office the next day. Ben explained that he had swapped them for some more discreet contact lenses, that also happened to make your eyes whiter. Everybody agreed they did in fact make his eyes brighter and it didn't take long for the new nickname to circulate the office. "Headlights" they would shout, much to Ben's dismay.
Worst slash fiction ever
Quote: zooo @ May 13 2013, 10:54 PM BSTMine too. I think mine's going to give up and implode soon. Hopefully not with me in it, or the cat under it.
It's reckless cat ownership allowing a cat to sleep under a chair you're on. I raise my voice when they do it.
But he likes being near meee. He would feel all rejected if I sent him away. 
Quote: zooo @ May 13 2013, 11:16 PM BSTBut he likes being near meee. He would feel all rejected if I sent him away.
Don't blame me when you're burying your heavily crushed cat! (Under cover of darkness because he's not actually yours)
Hmph. 
Fine, I'll try and get him interested in his cardboard-box-with-a-blanket-in-it-sleepy-place again.
Just put a cardboard box somewhere that a cardboard box hasn't been before . . never fails.