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Quote: Aaron @ May 11 2013, 5:01 PM BST

You're more likely to get banned for such heinous crimes against the English language: criticise* ;)

Touché!

Just so we're clear. This is my viewpoint.

Quote: Aaron @ May 11 2013, 5:25 PM BST

a troll.

Last you'll here from me on the subject, unless someone keeps inferring stuff about me.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 11 2013, 5:27 PM BST

Just so we're clear. This is my viewpoint.

Last you'll here from me on the subject, unless someone keeps inferring stuff about me.

*implying

Sorry.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 11 2013, 5:27 PM BST

Touché!

I can't believe you followed a spelling mistake with a French word. It's like you want Aaron to come around and spank you?

Quote: roscoff @ May 11 2013, 9:45 PM BST

I can't believe you followed a spelling mistake with a French word. It's like you want Aaron to come around and spank you?

I suspect Aaron's more spankee than spanker.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 11 2013, 3:15 PM BST

Yesterday it took me two hours to get a squirrel out of my bedroom.

Quote: Lee @ May 11 2013, 3:16 PM BST

You shouldn't have showed it such a good time, Mr Stotty.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 11 2013, 3:41 PM BST

Yeah, it was good; but I liked it more than loved it.

You cad sir. Angry

A very respectful booyah!

Stubbed my toe on a chair last night and it's unbelievably sore. Hope it's not broken as I prefer not to tangle with doctors.

I'm sure I've broken my toe/s a couple of times. Fractured at least. I'm a clumsy bugger.

I'm no medical expert but I think if you fractured something you probably broke it.

Yes I knowwww, Mr Pedantic. But broke sounds rather drastic and paints a picture of it hanging at some sickening angle.

Quote: Badge @ May 12 2013, 12:07 AM BST

I'm no medical expert but I think if you fractured something you probably broke it.

Oh God no!!!!!! It's swollen but I can slightly bend it.

The big toe is very sturdy. It's the Tonka toy of the human body.

Which specific little piggy was it, Keewik?

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