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In the car park tonight an elderly woman asked Chip to help her get her wheelchair out of the car. He did and the bloody thing swung round and smashed into his shins - now he's got bruised shins. One even has blood on. She could have warned him how lethal folded up wheelchairs are.

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 25 2013, 3:13 PM BST

Sorry about that. The wife's not very subtle !

:D

That's probably why she needs the wheelchair.

I'm not quite sure why she did need it as she seemed quite sprightly. I didn't like to question her, though.

Maybe she was planning to kidnap you but the plan went awry.

*waits for the hidden camera show clip*

Quote: zooo @ April 25 2013, 6:22 PM BST

Maybe she was planning to kidnap you but the plan went awry.

It is concerning that I could have been a matching lampshade and waistcoat now.

Getting a bit ahead of yourself there thinking you would make the grade on the lamp shade and fashion front.
More likely to be sold to a Shanghai bicycle tyre and Flip Flop repair kit company

Is wondering whether to start a
"Whatever happened to Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads" thread

Steve oh wanted to you?

What ever happened to me?

What became of the people.....we used to be?

Laughing out loud

One of my younger cousins is doing a school project on London (she lives in Holland)

so I spent the afternoon taking photos of London for her.

Which was diferent.

Sounds cool.

Well by luck. Got the changing of the guards at hours guards

Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2013, 8:56 PM BST

One of my younger cousins is doing a school project on London (she lives in Holland)

so I spent the afternoon taking photos of London for her.

Which was diferent.

Hmm

I suspect this is a cover

She's clearly working for Dutch intelligence

Did you take pictures of any military machinery?

*shines spot light in Sootyj's eyes*

How much are they paying you?

HOW MUCH, TRAITOR?

Actually just you pope lofty

Its on loving saints though frankly I expected to see you healing more of the sick and less drinking aldi lager in the pasrk

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