Quote: zooo @ April 18 2013, 2:57 PM BSTAll old people are a bit mental.
Oi ! At almost 67 I'll have you know there is nothing wrong with my mental fifteen pence please.
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You're not old yet!
When you reach 90 get back to me and we'll see if you're a bit mental... 
Quote: chipolata @ April 18 2013, 2:36 PM BSTA mental man came up to Chip earlier with something pointy in his pocket - probably his erect digit - and hissed "Watch it!" Then dashed off.
You can't write in third person in this context, I read this as you had the erect digit and hissed "Watch it".
I might start writing all my posts in the second-person to make things even more confusing.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 18 2013, 3:23 PM BSTOi ! At almost 67 I'll have you know there is nothing wrong with my mental fifteen pence please.
You'd be one of the rookies in the Rolling Stones with your lousy 67.
Quote: zooo @ April 18 2013, 2:57 PM BSTAll old people are a bit mental.
*pushes Zoooo three places down on favourites list*
Drinking a beer and considering my next move...
Observation notes:
Monday: Bill has started to keep lists.
Tuesday: Bill wore his pants on his head.
Wednesday: Bill skinned Nurse Dorris and ate her brains.
Thursday: Bill has been looking at me funny.
Friday: Bill now takes his own notes...
Quote: billwill @ April 18 2013, 8:06 PM BST*pushes Zoooo three places down on favourites list*
Noooooooooooo!
All the best people are a bit mental. It's a compliment!
Quote: Ben @ April 18 2013, 8:13 PM BSTDrinking a beer and considering my next move...
Playing drunken chess on your own again mate?
Quote: zooo @ April 18 2013, 8:16 PM BST
All the best people are a bit mental. It's a compliment!
Too late, I've skinned & ate Lee now and turned his Chimp Skin into a handy cushion.
My neighbour's kids are in their 60s and 70s. She is 93 and sharp as a razor.
Quote: Sinon @ April 18 2013, 8:21 PM BSTMy neighbour's kids are in their 60s and 70s.
"them bloody kids from next-door are playing bowls on my lawn again!!"
Quote: lofthouse @ April 18 2013, 8:24 PM BST"them bloody kids from next-door are playing bowls on my lawn again!!"
Quote: billwill @ April 18 2013, 8:21 PM BSTToo late, I've skinned & ate Lee now and turned his Chimp Skin into a handy cushion.
I bet he tasted all vegetabley.