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Saw the following line on a job site today.

"Duties will include writing articals on behalf of business for our website, writing and sending email marketing and monituring. No experience requied but basic computer skills and the ability to write articals in essential."

Based on the author's level of English you can see why the need someone.

Quote: Tuumble @ March 14 2013, 11:53 AM GMT

Saw the following line on a job site today.

"Duties will include writing articals on behalf of business for our website, writing and sending email marketing and monituring. No experience requied but basic computer skills and the ability to write articals in essential."

Based on the author's level of English you can see why the need someone.

Pfffft!

Quote: David Bussell @ March 14 2013, 11:54 AM GMT

Pfffft!

Laughing out loud

Oh, sod off! Look, I'm not applying for it - this is an online forum where my standards are deliberately low. ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ March 14 2013, 11:57 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

Oh, sod off! Look, I'm not applying for it - this is an online forum where my standards are deliberately low. ;)

Hubris, my friend. Hubris. :)

Something.....just flew into my fan.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 14 2013, 12:03 PM GMT

Hubris, my friend. Hubris. :)

That's the third word I haven't understood on here this week. It's worrying.

Quote: Loopey @ March 14 2013, 2:01 PM GMT

That's the third word I haven't understood on here this week. It's worrying.

Come now, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

You sesquipedalian bunch.

Quote: zooo @ March 14 2013, 2:25 PM GMT

You sesquipedalian bunch.

How dare you, my mother was a saint!

You and your cromulence.

The ultimate insult! Just been in HMV to buy the latest One Direction CD (yes, it was a present so don't start) and they only had the HMV 'exclusive' edition with a card slip case with some pretty boy on the front. The price was £13, making it three quid more than the standard release. The back was the same as the CD so you're effectively only paying extra for the front. I refused on principle and went out of my way to get it elsewhere. The worst part about this is that for that additional £3 I could've bought Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division. The world's gone mad!

Thats why the f**kers are going bust

Bollocks to em

Feeling a bit sleepy after making homemade burgers and doing a bit of work on my assessment.

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Cows/horse don't mince themselves!

Quote: reds @ March 14 2013, 1:46 PM GMT

Something.....just flew into my fan.

You don't half tempt providence sometimes . . . !

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