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I think the reason you can't just put dye on the skin is because your skin cells die and are replaced with new ones that haven't been dyed, so the dye needs to be under the skin to be permanent. But even permanent tattoos fade over time and need to be retouched.

Quote: Sinon @ March 8 2013, 10:40 AM GMT

I'll give you one penny for 90% of the equity!

:D

Quote: Harridan @ March 8 2013, 10:52 AM GMT

I think the reason you can't just put dye on the skin is because your skin cells die and are replaced with new ones that haven't been dyed, so the dye needs to be under the skin to be permanent. But even permanent tattoos fade over time and need to be retouched.

Pesky skin.

Quote: Harridan @ March 8 2013, 10:52 AM GMT

I think the reason you can't just put dye on the skin is because your skin cells die and are replaced with new ones that haven't been dyed, so the dye needs to be under the skin to be permanent. But even permanent tattoos fade over time and need to be retouched.

Don't they fade, most quickly, in the first few months?

Been to X-ray, back in A&E , what a bastard way to spend a day off.

I learned something cool today. You know how when the meteorite hit Russia there were reports of people having a lot of glass injuries to the face? That's because people in their homes saw a flash of light as the meteorite exploded and they went to the window to see what it was and only after they had had time to reach the window did the shockwave caused by the explosion they'd just seen hit them and shatter the glass.

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Ouch.

I am BEYOND gutted that no one got any footage of the meteorite actually hitting earth. It landed in a lake I think. Imagine how cool that would have looked.

It is pouring with rain and yet I have just seen not one but two otherwise sane looking people walking past with hoods that were not up. I have also seen a soggy squirrel, it was very cute.

I don't really like wearing hoods. I'd rather get a wet head and have all-round visibility.

Quote: Rob H @ March 8 2013, 11:48 AM GMT

I don't really like wearing hoods. I'd rather get a wet head and have all-round visibility.

But they was wimmins, with wimmins hair that would take ages to dry. Maybe they was having their wimmins faces on show to celebrate it being wimmins day.

Wimmins is stupid. This is a view widely held, which is commonly accepted as a big fat fact.

Don't make me obscure your visibility on the 15th H...

I love wearing a hood, or using an umbrella. It's like hiding in public.

Zooo would be the worst spy ever.

:P

Quote: Harridan @ March 8 2013, 12:05 PM GMT

Zooo would be the worst spy ever.

Not if it was raining. She'd be inconspicuous. The two wimmins I saw earlier were rubbish spies. Conspicuous and drenched. No wonder this country's a shambles, etc etc. The squirrel on the other hand...

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