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It is women's day, and that means you all buy me presents!

*Hangs head & buys Zooo present

Score.

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:47 AM GMT

Score.

I'd like to present you with the washing up

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:44 AM GMT

It is women's day, and that means you all buy me presents!

Laughing out loud

I am off today :D
Currently in A & E with my oldest lad who has done his knee in. :(

3 stupid mums talking very loud about how great their kids are!

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:44 AM GMT

It is women's day, and that means you all buy me presents!

And me
:D

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:44 AM GMT

It is women's day, and that means you all buy me presents!

Apart from the odd mad rants you have, is there actually any evidence that you are a woman. For all we know you could just be Aaron when he wears one of his mother's dresses.

:D

Just overheard this in A&E :

Nurse: What happened?

Old dear: I fell

Nurse: how?

Old dear: The doorbell went.

Had a fit of the giggles imagining her falling over catatonicly every time someone calls at her house.

Quote: Will Cam @ March 8 2013, 9:23 AM GMT

Apart from the odd mad rants you have, is there actually any evidence that you are a woman. For all we know you could just be Aaron when he wears one of his mother's dresses.

Could be!

All the more reason for presents though...

Quote: Will Cam @ March 8 2013, 9:42 AM GMT

Had a fit of the giggles imagining her falling over catatonicly every time someone calls at her house.

Laughing out loud

Have decided I want a tattoo. I like the idea of having one....the getting of not so much.

It seems like they should have invented a way by now to dye skin that doesn't need a needle/pain.

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 10:31 AM GMT

It seems like they should have invented a way by now to dye skin that doesn't need a needle/pain.

I'll give you one penny for 90% of the equity!

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 10:31 AM GMT

It seems like they should have invented a way by now to dye skin that doesn't need a needle/pain.

Yeah. Surely there's some kind of permnament ink that can be applied like the temporary ones you used to get in bubblegum packs as a kid.

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