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I went to have lunch in Havant (sp?) near Portsmouth with my extended family.

Portsmouth. I went drinking there once. I made out with a lesbain firewoman.

Erm...Nice?

She was cute. Tasted of Bacon and M&Ms.

Go figure.

Mmm Bacon M&Ms.

Quote: Leevil @ March 7 2009, 9:00 PM GMT

Mmm Bacon M&Ms.

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Ham & Hams.

I had the worst pizza I've ever eaten in Portsmouth. But the pub nearby had some really great ales.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 7 2009, 9:03 PM GMT

Ham & Hams.

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Remembering to send DaButt love and good vibes for his words to Tim the other morning

Tim seemed in improved spirits having spoken to him the other day, just to let you all know.

I'm very, very glad about that. Thanks for the update, Seefacts.

Quote: Gavin @ March 7 2009, 8:47 PM GMT

lesbain

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Excellent new word. I'm going to add it to my vocabulary.

i am drum. or am i? yes I am. drums not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: Gavin @ March 7 2009, 5:35 PM GMT

So? I do partake in you pimitive e:motions you know. Only sometimes.

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But not with men mate?!

I'M A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!